Shorter pHuckabee, “You’re not tolerant because you refuse to tolerate my intolerance!”

At Gomer the Huckster’s Church of the Blessed Teabagger, communion is no longer bread and wine, but a chick-fil-a nugget washed down with a diet coke.

Ya know, the chik-fil-a’s hate-a-gay day broke record sales for chik-fil-a. But the next day it was business as usual, and the day after that sales were actually down due to the “Kiss a Gay” sit-in at chik-fil-a. Sales will probably never reach the high numbers they did on chik-fil-a’s hate-a-gay day. So, it all evens out.

Documented proof, wingnut teabagger moron. And what makes you think you’re normal?

The cash rolled in when the mainstream media used Mr. Dan Cathy’s innocent, honest answer to an interviewer’s question to amp up its incessant war on Christianity and its frenzied adoration of all things “gay”. Then liberal dorks like Colbert whine about the response of normal, fed-up Americans.

If companies are people and people vote with dollars then the destination of the restaurant’s donations are open for public debate. It very well should be an issue as to where peoples’ hard-earned money goes after the chicken goes down their gullet. This issue has made our little feathered friend the modern martyr as Chick-fil-A laughs all the way to the bank. Watch the poultry be nailed to the cross and pierced by the spear of destiny at the hands of those devious cows on my artist’s blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2012/08/holy-rollin-poultry-on-cross-chick-fil.html