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Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman commented on Steve Doocy Pimps Cardinal Dolan Agitprop: Left's War On Religion 2012-04-09 16:42:45 -0400 · Flag
Dolan sez

For centuries we dictated how people must comport themselves, and Pay Us for that domination. Now some people want to live by the US Constitution? Blasphemy!!!

Kent Brockman commented on O’Reilly Factor Segment Advises Romney How To Win Back Female Voters 2012-04-08 10:34:47 -0400 · Flag
Take Two:
- And I’m wondering, what about appointing a Sarah Palin type to be his Vice President?” -

Good Idea!!!!

Get Sarah – AGAIN!!!!!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Fox News Watch Slobbers Over Palin’s Pallid Today Show Appearance 2012-04-08 10:30:36 -0400 · Flag
Unpacking …

She was dynamite = if you have retarded expectations
She was funny = though not in any way noticeable
.. and smart = she didn’t use a palm-prompter
.. and on point = as it was all so fuzzy
.. and poised = but not in a healthy way
.. and self-effacing = some goo oozed out of her pores
.. She won a lot of new fans = by Fux’s count

Kent Brockman commented on Trump Offers To Show Us His Penis - If Gloria Allred Pays Him 2012-04-07 06:29:06 -0400 · Flag
Note to da Donald

That offer wuz Very Presidential Sir …

Now what deal would you offer Putin if he wanted to look at your back-door assets?

Kent Brockman commented on Fox Friends "Outraged" Over Omission Of "God" In Lee Greenwood Song 2012-04-05 20:16:51 -0400 · Flag
Fuxie Fiends Say

‘merca ain’t proud ‘n’ free if it don’t haf no God keepin’ us in a straight ‘n’ narrow life-line. God loves ’merica ’cuz God Loves Profits!

Kent Brockman commented on Birther Trump Lectures Obama About Respect For Supreme Court 2012-04-05 20:09:34 -0400 · Flag
“I’m basically as lizard of sorts. That’s why I need hot lights shining on me to keep my temperature up and my mouth moving. Fux and lesser media give me the damn lighting any time I want. I love America, it has so many studio lights I’ve lost count.” – D.er triRumph

Kent Brockman commented on Fox News Uses Santa Monica Pepper Spraying To Advance Its War On Public Education 2012-04-05 19:56:30 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze Reminds the Viewers

anarchist, communist left mobs running around
anarchist, communist left mobs running around
anarchist, communist left mobs running around
anarchist, communist left mobs running around …

Kent Brockman commented on Steve Doocy Pushes Right Wing Study: College Students Indoctrinated By Liberal Professors 2012-04-05 19:53:34 -0400 · Flag
Steve Droopy Sez

Why can’t kids be indoctrinated by the Vatican? I am, and just see here how important I am. I can read stuff Mr. Ailes has put on da promter thingie. Sometimes I think the blonde bimbos here at Fux are smart as me. That’s as librul as I wanna be.

Kent Brockman commented on Cavuto Hearts Kasich’s Fetish For “Judeo-Christian” Cutting 2012-04-05 06:30:05 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze Sez

The Bank Bailout wuz just the beginning. Increasing oil prices via Wall Street Speculators is icing on the cake. Wrecking all forms of organized labor is sprinkles on the icing. A GOPtard POTUS is undeniably the only guy to slice and deal that cake!

Kent Brockman commented on Fox News Anchor "Just Asking" If Obama Threatened To Kill Chelsea Clinton To Cover Up His Birth Certificate 2012-04-05 06:22:28 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze Sez

The RW is gonna make life miserable for any and all folks who ain’t retarded down to a Palinista level O’ Stupid.

Kent Brockman commented on Sean Hannity Joins The George Zimmerman Defense Team And Ditches The Trayvon Martin Case Facts 2012-04-05 06:13:01 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze Sez

Hey! It happened in Florida so it’s OK!!

Kent Brockman commented on The Words Fox News Won’t Use When Covering Texas Tornadoes: Global Warming 2012-04-03 22:17:27 -0400 · Flag
There are tornadoes in areas across Canada that have seldom, if ever, seen any in the past. And their frequency is rising in urban areas never touched before. Must be God clearing out some squatters.

Kent Brockman commented on Fox News Ignores Wisconsin Planned Parenthood Firebombing? 2012-04-03 18:10:00 -0400 · Flag
@glenn

Fux Nuze, a proud division of Rupert Murdoch’s phone-hacking, police and political bribing Empire of Lies and Smears. Erasing a 13 year old dead girl’s phone messages and deceiving her parent’s is par for the course. You’d have a soul mate in Rupert except he owns your soul. The RW dilemma falls over the edge of their flat earth. For instance:

Killer O’Reilly’s Credentials

1 – sexually harass fellow employee
2 – incitement leading to murder
3 – influencing NY police re. his squalid marital breakup
4 – suggest raped women get what they’re asking for
5 – suggested sexually abused 10 year old enjoyed it
6 – reported black people are almost human after all

Sterling citizens all.

Kent Brockman commented on Todd Starnes Alternate Universe 2012-04-02 23:25:58 -0400 · Flag
Guess Heaven’s too far off for the “persecuted” …

Kent Brockman commented on Neil Cavuto: Obama’s Intentions Are Looking Sinister 2012-04-02 21:51:17 -0400 · Flag
Craputo sez

Look here! We godda free up the markets a lot more. Wall Street’s missing out on so much of the speculative money-pot now it’s enough to make J.P. Morgan cry along with the Baby Jeebus!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Huckabee Suggests A Holocaust Could Result If Christians Don’t Vote 2012-04-02 21:46:22 -0400 · Flag
Oh Jeebus!

Hey Fux! Give a segment to Frank Schaeffer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKV8tRf5ixI&feature=related

Kent Brockman commented on MSNBC’s Weekend Mornings Is Like The Five For Adults 2012-04-02 06:28:41 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze TeeVee

Where shoutin’, bullyin’, mike-cuttin’ and personal attacks keep the JeebusKrowd fillin’ their Depends.

Kent Brockman commented on Got Hypocrisy? Bill O'Reilly Accuses Media Of Inciting Violence? Really? 2012-04-01 16:04:33 -0400 · Flag
@truman – Yup!

“Do you understand what the New York Times, and the far left wants? They want to break down the the white Christian male power structure of which you are a part, and so am I…” – Killer O’Reilly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_SKy9mVg8M

Kent Brockman commented on Hannity’s Desperate Hatred For Obama: The Quiz Show 2012-03-31 17:04:39 -0400 · Flag
Hannity Wants Iraq & Kuwait To ‘Pay For Their Liberation’ In Oil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLkj8HVRwvg

Kent Brockman commented on Hannity Guest Says Poor People Play The Lottery Because They Are Stupid 2012-03-31 10:17:01 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

Anything Dumbya did bad wuz ona accounta Obama.

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