If you thought those patriotic folks at Fox News have high aspirations for America’s youth, think again. Today, Fox Business Network’s John Stossel told an approving Fox & Friends host that young people should be aiming lower in their job searches.
Guest host Peter Johnson introduced the segment by saying, “With the unemployment rate stalled at 8.2%, many young Americans are finding it impossible to land their first job. But as John Stossel found out, there are jobs out there.” He played a clip of Stossel interviewing business owners looking for the likes of cashiers and fast-food chefs and “asked,” “So is the youngest generation of Americans just aiming too high? Do they need a lesson in good, old-fashioned hard work?”
It wasn’t hard to guess the answer. Included in the segment were interviews with Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Greta Van Susteren discussing their low-level first jobs (at a Carvel stand, as dishwasher and coin processor, respectively). The message was clear: take an awful job and you, too, might be rich and famous one day. What they didn’t mention was that none of them seemed to have moved up the ladder of success via those jobs. Nor did they mention how much further a minimum wage went in the 60’s and 70’s, when those three probably had those jobs.
While they were at it, Johnson gave Stossel a chance to promote his ideas on abolishing the minimum wage. So, America, time to aim lower in the pay department, too.
Don’t these youngsters know, there’s ALWAYS work available as Mitt Romney’s car elevator operator {or Stossel’s pornstache trimmer/waxer.}
In an era when the 1% feel they should pay no taxes, indentured servitude will be a booming industry. So, aim low, young Americans.
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“What they didnât mention was that none of them seemed to have moved up the ladder of success via those jobs.”
Of course not — especially when you have a WELL-CONNECTED FATHER like Bill O’Lielly did. Remember: it’s NEVER what you know that gets you to the top in America today — IT’S WHO YOU KNOW!
Would be better if they could just pay American workers that .35 cents with no benefits or insurance,right Warp?
ps.
My first paying job was being a ‘gopher’ at a mom and pop photo shop. I learned how to create picture frames and cut mats and glass. I also learned how to develop and use and clean the machines that developed photos.
I think I was paid about $3.75/hr.
It was a great entry level job for a sixteen y/o in 1984.
Otto and Kevin are sitting on a ledge with people going in and out of a door behind them. It’s an unemployment office. Kevin has a newspaper on his lap along with some other papers. Otto is wearing what looks like some kind of red Chinese hat.
Otto: Night watchman in Pomona.
Kevin: Yep.
Otto: Asbestos worker. City of industry.
Kevin: Yep Yep!
Otto: French fry maker Agoura. Ha Ha that’s absurd.
Kevin: Yeah? Well you think it’s funny huh? There’s fucking (lots of) room to move as a fry cook, man. You know I could be manager in two years? King! God! (egad!)
So what exactly are the FoxGOPTV pukes admitting? That they get paid an absurd amount of money for sitting on their fat asses all day doing nothing? Yeah, that’s what all young people should aim for.
The out of touch assholes at FoxGOPTV don’t seem to realize that it’s impossible to support yourself and be independent on a minimum wage job. “So get 2 or 3 minimum wage jobs, and share a cheap cockroach infested apartment with 6 other people” they squeal. Sure, and when is a person with 2 or 3 full-time jobs supposed to sleep, and how long can a person stay healthy working 2 or 3 full-time jobs?
