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Mike Huckabee Says If You Vote Democratic, You're Going To Hell!!!!!

Posted by Priscilla 0.40pc on November 02, 2012 · Flag

In the days leading up to the election, Catholic bishops and priests are warning their congregations that their souls could be in jeopardy if they vote for Democrats. And assisting the bishops in their religious voter suppression/intimidation effort is none other than Mike Huckabee who is doing the voice over for an ad which was produced by Catholic extremists and which was also featured in a Fr. Jonathan Morris Fox & Friends homily promoting the same "non-negotiables." Minister Huckabee is adding an ecumenical touch to the ad by warning folks that if they vote Democratic, that vote will be recorded in the celestial Doomsday book which means that you're in the fast lane on the highway to hell. But seriously, the Fox gang are always whining about those in the librul media who are "in the tank" for Democrats. Meanwhile Fox News' Huckabee is promoting spiritual extortion if you don't vote Republican. Talk about bias!

At the beginning of the video, Huckabee makes the claim that "the Church has always been able to count on the faithful to stand up and protect its sacred rights and duties" - a laughable claim given that the faithful who have "stood up" to protect the "Church" include those Christians who have murdered Jews in crusades and pogroms, accused innocent folks in Salem MA of being witches, used the bible to perpetrate the evil of Jim Crow, and use the bible to preach hatred of gays and those who support abortion rights.

As ominous music plays in the background, there are images of weapons being formed in fire, an interesting image given that the biblical Jesus is called the "prince of peace." Huckeabee informs us that "unless the Lord builds the house, those who build it labor in vain." (So we didn't build it after all!) He then defined what the Catholic bishops define as "non-negotiable" issues which must, under penalty of hell, be the basis for Catholic voting. Not surprisingly the "non-negotiables" are not part of the Democratic platform: "The right to life from conception to death" (Personhood for fetuses), "marriage should be reinforced not redefined" (no gay marriage).

Huckabee continues his voice-over with the claim that is straight from the playbook of the GOP, Fox New, and the US Conference of Catholic bishops with regard to the HHS birth control mandate: "It is an egregious violation of our cherished principal of religious liberty for the government to force the church to buy the kind of insurance that leads to the taking of innocent human life." This, of course, is the big lie, perpetrated by the Catholic Church and Fox News, that the birth control mandate includes abortion drugs. It doesn't. It includes emergency contraception which only the Catholic Church feels is an "abortifacient."

He claims that the vote "will be recorded in eternity" and asks if you will vote "values that withstand the "test of fire." He then identifies himself and invites viewers to "join him" on Election Day and "vote based on values that will stand the test of fire." (Values that don't include income inequality, poverty, and the environment).

When I saw the ad, I realized that it was the same ad, sans voice, that was promoted, on Fox & Friends, by Father Jonathan Morris who was using his Fox pulpit, as he has on several occasions, to instruct Catholics on how to vote. As with the bishops, Morris' comments and the video's statements are not an outright endorsement of candidates but Catholic teaching that clearly is opposed to Democratic Party positions. The group behind the ad is "Catholics Called to Witness" which consists of three Florida Catholics one of whom, Adriana Gonzalez is the head of a "parental rights" group dedicated to passing a "parental rights" amendment to the Constitution because, according to these wingnuts, Americans will eventually be forced to abide by the unholy UN "Agenda 21" which, they feel, will indoctrinate children and revoke all American parental rights unless this amendment is passed.

As the SNL "Church Lady" would say, "isn't that special!"


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Amy Grom commented 2012-11-03 16:26:42 -0400 · Flag
This would be laughable if only there weren’t so many people that believed the same thing.
Just to get this straight—we should be threatened by people that want nothing but to show their commitment to the one they love and start a family with WANTED children. As for children—every one MUST BE BORN! But after that, we will slash all budgets pertaining to any services they and their family might need.
Very loving, just what Jesus would approve…
Barbara Manley commented 2012-11-03 14:46:21 -0400 · Flag
Nah, just not gonna happen. Besides, there won’t be any room in hell with all the GOP/TeaParty politicians and sheep there!
Dan Redmon commented 2012-11-03 14:40:21 -0400 · Flag
No Catholic or phony evangelical has the power to send me or anybody else to hell. If I may be so judgmental, these clergy quacks should be more concerned about where they’re going to end up.
Cameron Mclaurin commented 2012-11-03 14:22:39 -0400 · Flag
OMG the taliban speaks from the Huckabee pulpit. What are his anuual earnigs from these self promotional gigs?
Gerome commented 2012-11-02 19:44:59 -0400 · Flag
See you in Hell, Huckabee!! I think you’re going there for a different reason
bemused commented 2012-11-02 16:56:32 -0400 · Flag
@Kent: good one! Helped me get over the 20-odd minutes I’ve just spent listening to Cavuto.

The Newshounds gals are my guardian angels for watching such-like creeps for me.
bemused commented 2012-11-02 16:52:43 -0400 · Flag
@Visitor 55: My grandmother never missed daily mass and yet she was in favour of birth control. Abortion bothered her but she realised that knowledge and contraception were the solution.

Second round of beers is on me Doors and mlp!
Kendall Frye commented 2012-11-02 14:40:53 -0400 · Flag
Minister Huckabee, Since when did you praise Mormonism as a choice above your own beliefs?
Kent Brockman commented 2012-11-02 13:32:35 -0400 · Flag
- “vote based on values that will stand the test of fire.” -

So rMoney wears asbestos under-thingies?
mlp ! commented 2012-11-02 13:30:33 -0400 · Flag
My goodness! I’m really having a hard time deciding which make-believe place I want to make believe that I want to want to go!
How about I just vote for anyplace that Fox ain’t?
Thanks for the beer, doors!
doors17 commented 2012-11-02 13:14:06 -0400 · Flag
Well then everyone once we get to Hell I’ll buy you all a beer and we can celebrate not being surrounded by those who think like Huckabee for all of eternity.

Now that would be pure Hell.
Visitor 55 commented 2012-11-02 12:31:55 -0400 · Flag
@bemused, as a Catholic, I remember back in the late 90s when we were accused of being heretics, pagans, idol worshipers, whores, etc by assholes like pHuckabee, hagee, falwell, robertson, and the rest of the fake christians. Then dumbya came along and claimed he was a “born again christian” and suddenly the same assholes who called Catholics whores, were kissing our collective asses, begging us to vote for their christian dumbya, telling us that we were going to burn in hell if we voted for Gore who was pro-choice. Same thing happened in 2004. And again, in 2008. Catholics ignored the fake christians in 2008 and voted for Obama. Hopefully they’ll continue to ignore the fake christians this election.
truman commented 2012-11-02 12:22:24 -0400 · Flag
Decisions about abortion, birth control and lady parts in general are best left to the menfolk of the American Taliban Church like Gomer the Huckster and the celibate (snicker, snicker) Roman Catholic priests like Father Spanky.
paul brown commented 2012-11-02 12:16:52 -0400 · Flag
Extremely slow moving old white people losing their America to the godless brown horde as unseen forces threaten their rightful place of privilege. Scary voiceover Huckleberry warns of dire consequences to those who ignore all the warnings.

Damn, that was fun. Let’s watch it again.
bemused commented 2012-11-02 12:11:25 -0400 · Flag
Will wonder never cease? An evangelical protestant preacher-cum-politician lending his voice and persona to a political ad financed by a catholic association hell-bent on imposing their values on everybody, whether catholic or not.

During the late Fifties/early Sixties, the KKK used to burn crosses in front of Catholic churches in areas where their membership was 100% WASP. Times sure have changed …. but I don’t think this sort of thing was what Pope John 23 intended by eucumeical."
Jan Hall commented 2012-11-02 12:10:57 -0400 · Flag
I congratulate Mr Huckabee on his weight loss. It’s a shame so much of it came at the expense of his brain.
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