There is no depth to which Fox & Friends will not sink in its efforts to smear the president. Before the extent of Hurricane Sandy's impact was fully known, on Monday morning, Gretchen Carlson pimped yet another Fox & Friends right wing conspiracy. Forget "poll trutherism." The newest conspiracy is an iteration of the Fox advanced conspiracy which claims the Obama administration is doctoring the employment figures. According to former Miss America and Fox "friend," Gretchen Carlson, the president could use the hurricane to delay Friday's jobs report until after the election because, presumably, he doesn't want bad job numbers to affect the election. Her proof - er - nothing.
During a discussion about the jobs report, with Fox Business' Charles Payne, Gretch asked if "there would be an incentive to not release" the data. Payne gave out with a loud and long belly laugh and said that he thought Gretch was "asking the wrong person." Gretch thanked him for the laugh amongst "all this devastation." She continued: "It just comes top of mind."
As that truly estimable former vice-president, Dan Quayle, said, "a mind is a terrible thing to waste!"
Martin Bashir's Fox & Friends material is at the beginning of the video.
171K jobs created in Oct. Unemployment is up 0.1%, but still below 8%. How soon before the FoxGOPTV pukes and GOPiggies accuse President Obama of “cooking the numbers”? And listen, pukes, if he was “cooking the numbers” why wouldn’t he cook them to say that unemployment dropped to 7%?
If they faked September, why don’t they fake October as well?
’splain that to me Foxies, why the new paranoid adventure? Is it because the last delusion was a big fail?
OR, maybe Patel is. I’ve read about teachers who pass their pets who can barely string together a marginally coherent sentence while flunking the student with the incredibly insightful research paper who, unfortunately, had a single misspelling and inadvertently single-spaced a line when he should’ve double spaced and failed to keep the right margin perfectly straight.
(Then again, what passes for “researches every topic thoroughly & does homework before going on-air” at FoxNoise would only merit a passing grade in any high school English class if the teacher were being pressured by the football coach and the school administration worried that the school’s star player might not be playing in that week’s “Big Game.”)
Reportedly, using these amazing powers, President Obama was able to conjure up Hurricane Sandy, strictly intended as an event to distract the viewers from the more important issues such as Benghazi and the inherent goodness and truth of Mitt Romney.
Some have also said that something even more frightening is planned for the day after he wins the election.
This is a simple fact-based test from actual events (2000 – end 2008) which FUx Nuze covered in great detail. At the end is the evaluation scheme Fux used.
Presidential Qualities Checklist (partial)
1 – Frequent vacations
2 – Ignore intel
3 – stay frozen as 3,000 Americans are killed by commercial aircraft smashing into WTC
4 – lie about Iraq intel
5 – start unnecessary war
6 – lose billions in no-bid contracts
7 – ignore 3,000 heroes returning in coffins
8 – cut taxes for people injecting toxic securities into monetary system
9 – wait until New Orleans sinks before picking up guitar on stage
10 – tell everyone OBL is free & clear
11 – agree with Rove that you were best POTUS ever
If above POTUS is ( R ) give him 100% support.
If above POTUS is ( D ) crucify him.