It was four years ago today that Sean Hannity offered to be waterboarded for charity as proof that it's not torture. And yet, Hannity has weaseled out of taking part in this procedure that he likes to call "dunking." Either Hannity is a bigger coward than we can imagine or else he knows full well waterboarding is torture. Or both.
Below is a video (from our friends at Crooks and Liars) showing Hannity's promise to undergo waterboarding - plus Keith Olbermann's offer to add $1,000 to charity for every second Hannity tolerates the process - on April 22, 2009.
“He would leave his fellow soldiers behind if shot at by the enemy.”
And you can bet the house that KKKlannity would also defecate (i.e. s**t) in his pants and dig a foxhole all the way to China.
High End Hannocchio’s cowardly behavior is the product of his raising in Long Island. His sisters are braver than him. They need to teach him how to man-up.
NOTE TO HANNITY
You should have been born a female because you don’t act like a man.
Oh wait, that’s not right, but that’s what will happen.