If you thought there was no way to top Greta Van Susteren’s jaw-dropping Trump infomercial last night, you obviously didn’t stick around long enough to watch Sean Hannity interview a ventriloquist with “Donald Trump.”
One of my favorite criticisms of Fox News’ unintentionally hilarious “Meet The Trumps” slobberfest came from conservative Oliver Darcy: “Hannity is going to really have to step up his game,” he tweeted. Well, Oliver, I think that the final segment of the Hannity show met the challenge.
Hannity’s show, which followed Megyn Kelly’s hour-long special on Trump, was guest-hosted by Trump-supporter Mike Huckabee. But at the end, we got Sean, himself, in a pre-recorded interview with Las Vegas ventriloquist Terry Fator and his Trump dummy.
“I’m a huge Trump fan,” Fator assured Hannity and his viewers. “I’ve been a supporter of Trump ever since the very beginning. My wife and I, we love him, we’re going to vote for him, we think he’s great.”
Hannity looked tickled pink. “What was the reaction like when you first brought Trump out?” he asked.
“Unbelievable,” Fator said, in his real voice but which could have been Trump’s. “I don’t really do political humor,” Fator continued. “I’m letting Trump say what he feels about something. But you know, his character is so creative and so bigger-than-life… it was huge.”
Hannity asked, “Trump,” “Are you gonna win the White House sir?”
“Of course I’m gonna,” “Trump” said. “Donald Trump never does anything if he doesn’t win. I’m gonna win. You know how I’m do it? I’m gonna make Mexico pay for it.”
Hannity could not have looked more delighted.
How will Fox top that? I hate to even think about it.
Watch it below, from the May 26 Hannity.
The Foxies are in for a real shocker coming down the pipeline. We can’t wait to see Hannocchio’s priceless reaction.
*Hannity looked tickled pink. “What was the reaction like when you first brought Trump out?” he asked.
“Unbelievable,” Fator said, in his real voice but which could have been Trump’s.*
So — it was YOU who posed as Drumpf’s “publicist” on the phone all those years!
But you know, his character is so creative and so bigger-than-life… it was huge.”
That’s Fator’s way of saying the Drumpf Dummy apparently has bigger hands than Drumpf himself . . .
This country can ill afford a third idiot in the White House. We’ve had two in 36 years. That’s two too many.
What’s next? Hannity is going to run a contest to see if fans can pick the real Donald out of a room full of orangutans? Whoops! Bill Maher beat FOX to that one I think. 😉