There was a lot of culture-war outrageousness on Fox last week. But we also caught Laura Ingraham wondering what we can do to help with the missing Nigerian schoolgirls because of Benghazi. Additionally, Monica Lewinsky seemed to bring out the crazy. Lynne Cheney put forth a conspiracy theory and Ann Coulter had some motherly advice for Lewinsky. Click on for the deets!
The nominees are…
Clayton Morris, “Isn’t there some sort of biological innate need for men to be the cave man, go out and bring home the dinner...is it emasculating if we don’t do it?”
Tucker Carlson, discussing a teacher who gave a middle school student a lap dance for his birthday:
"The women are upset, and the man understands. And here’s the bottom line: A 15 year-old boy is not a 15 year-old girl, and so - and I got a lot of mail about this. Every man understands this, a 15 year-old boy looks at this as like the greatest thing that ever happened, and I think for a 15 year-old girl… It would be traumatic. And that’s just real - I don’t know what to say. I don’t want that to be true, but it is true. ...I’m merely saying when a teacher gets so enthusiastic that she breaks out into a lap dance for it, don’t send her to prison. That’s all I’m saying.”
Lynne Cheney’s conspiracy theory about Monica Lewinsky’s column in Vanity Fair: “I really wonder if this isn’t an effort on the Clintons’ part to get that story out of the way. ...Would Vanity Fair publish anything about Monica Lewinsky that Hillary Clinton didn’t want in Vanity Fair?”
Laura Ingraham, suggesting we can’t help with the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls because of Benghazi: “But what do we do at this point? I mean, we’ve sent a message to the world that you can kill a U.S. ambassador and - it looks like - get away with it!”
Ann Coulter, offering helpful advice for Monica Lewinsky, “I seriously wish I could meet her to tell her: she’s gotta become a Christian. Because she’s just going to end up in worse and worse despair. And more meaningless to her life.”
Psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow, discussing a sex education textbook, “It’s a Trojan horse inside the schools and they’re gonna start talking about threesomes… Why wouldn’t they? ‘Cause this book is about kissing on the couch. So three people can kiss on the couch.”
Todd Starnes, discussing how to resolve the divide between himself and those who support gay rights: “Look, I don’t care how you butter your biscuit, just don’t tell me how to butter mine.”
