In the middle of Fox News’ Outnumbered show, the just-departed John Bolton texted cohost Brian Kilmeade to suggest Donald Trump had lied about firing him: “Let’s be clear, I resigned.” It signals Bolton will not go gentle into a Trump goodnight.

On Sunday, John Oliver played a mashup of Fox Business host Stuart Varney repeatedly fawning over Donald Trump. It was a perfect complement to Varney’s ridiculous claim that Trump has never lied to the American people.

Yes, you read that right. As he danced on the national-security-adviser grave of John Bolton, Tucker Carlson joined the Trump war on truth by calling Bolton a progressive.

For Trump lickspittle extraordinaire Sean Hannity, Trump’s failure to turn the Afghan peace talks into a reality show starring himself was just more proof of his greatness… like Winston Churchill!

Donald Trump just fired John Bolton, his third national security adviser in less than three years. Or did Bolton quit? UPDATED

Some weeks, there’s a quote so outrageous, there’s no contest. Such was the case with Stuart Varney’s claim that Trump never lied to the American people. It garnered more votes than all the other contenders, combined, last week. This week, it may be a bit more challenging to pick just one but I promise it’s not for lack of outrageousness!

Todd Palin, the husband of former Alaska governor, vice presidential candidate and Fox News contributor Sarah Palin, wants a divorce after 31 years of marriage.

Michelle Malkin holds herself up as a friend to Jews but she is pushing anti-Semitic conspiracy theories to go along with the rest of her bigoted hatriotism.

On Fox News, White House trade-policy adviser Peter Navarro tore into The Wall Street Journal, another Murdoch-controlled news outlet, for daring to blame the economic slowdown on Donald Trump’s trade war with China.

Fox News’ Kat Timpf and Neil Cavuto, not usually big fans of Donald Trump, complained about the media highlighting his misinformation and deceit about Hurricane Dorian and Alabama.