As the product of a 50's Catholic education, Bill O'Reilly was taught (as was your humble correspondent) that "dirty" thoughts were a one-way ticket to Satansville and that sex was strictly for reproduction. But somehow Bill strayed off the straight and narrow and onto the road to perdition. According to a sexual harassment suit, filed by his former producer, not only did Bill have dirty thoughts about her; but he was so into sex toys that he urged her to get a vibrator and name it! But kink (not that there's anything wrong with it) is mainstream - so much so that Lila Rose's "Live Action" (LOL) sting video crew is using it as a pretext to sting Planned Parenthood in an effort to bring about its defunding. Not surprisingly, anti-choice zealot Bill O'Reilly loves the sweet and virginal Lila who, last night, discussed nasty kink stuff being told to clean teens. O'Reilly was all ears?

Lila Rose, a protege of James O'Keefe, hasn't gotten any traction on her plethora of attempted stings of Planned Parenthood which is now onto Rose's modus operandi, one of which involved an actress posing as a 15 year old girl, with a non-existent older boyfriend, who was seeking an abortion. The subsequent video attempted to prove that Planned Parenthood was ignoring cases of sex trafficking, child abuse, or parental notification laws. Despite her best efforts, Planned Parenthood still hasn't been brought up on either state or federal criminal charges as a result of Lila's carefully edited, not so shocking exposés.

So now, Lila is off in another direction - one that, due to its prurient subtext, has gotten attention from the sexually skewed right wing and its media mouthpiece Fox News. Her latest tactic is to have that "15 year old" go to a Planned Parenthood and engage the counselor in talk about alternative sexual practices. Last week, she appeared on Hannity to discuss, OMG, her video which purported to show the Colorado Planned Parenthood worker encouraging the teen to engage in "sadistic" practices. Hannity was chagrined and appalled. Last night, she made yet another appearance on The Factor where she and Bill discussed her latest kink based sting at an Oregon Planned Parenthood.

O'Reilly began by citing how Planned Parenthood gets tax money. He described how Live Action "staged an undercover sting operation...and the results are shocking." O'Reilly was visibly agitated as he described how the video shows a discussion of "controversial sex practices." He issued a "strong viewer warning" because "what we are about to show you is ultra disturbing." (Don't want gramps to go into cardiac arrest!)

He showed video of the "15 year old" asking about role play. The counselor merely responded to the "girl's" questions with accurate information. Included in the talk was the importance of communication and setting limits. While the counselor mentioned "pornos," she added that the girl was under age. Nothing to see here move along - but that's because Bill "didn't run the explicit stuff about bondage and sadomasochistic stuff that the woman there" told the alleged patient.

Lovely Lila talked about how she has lots more videos "showing Planned Parenthood and their very destructive, dangerous sex counseling of who they think are underage girls." (Thank you Fox for showing the counselor who is probably getting "pro-life" death threats as we speak!) Father Bill opined that the conversation "was totally inappropriate." Bill prompted her to talk about how Planned Parenthood is encouraging underage girls to "access" sex shops and how the clinics are promoting "sadomasochism, bondage and discipline, destructive sexual practices, porn sites." She brayed about statutory rape and how Planned Parenthood has been investigated for years (with NO results) because they "don't take child/adult relationship seriously" and "don't report sexual abuse." (they do.)

Both O'Reilly and Rose cited federal and "Obamacare" money going to Planned Parenthood" under, according to Bill, "the guise of education and this is the kind of education they're giving 15 year old girls." Lila brayed about the taxpayer money going to "killing children in the womb" and worked in one more "destructive sexual practices" reference.  She urged parents to urge schools "to kick Planned Parenthood out." Bill: "Absolutely."

So, uh, if a girl has questions about sexual practices, she should be told to STFU and go see her parish priest about her sinful thoughts? Seriously, if a kid is old enough to ask these questions, shouldn't they get respectful and factually accurate information? Lord knows that Bill O'Reilly's viewers don't!