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Sarah Palin Fans Sing Her Praises

Reported by Aunty Em - January 18, 2011 -

This little ditty has been winging its way through the innertubes for the last few days. Since Sarah Palin is the Fox “News” Great White Hope for 2012, you might want to learn the words in case she ever becomes our leader because it might replace the Pledge of Allegiance. [With sincere apologies to William W. Patton and Julia Ward Howe.]


♫ ♪ She's a cold blast from Alaska
Ingrained with common sense
She's not a Harvard lawyer
But she knew what the Founders meant
A cold blast from the north
That freezes Congress in their tracks
With God and the Tea Party
She's gonna take it back

Sarah Palin, she won't listen to their bunk
Sarah Palin's comin' south to hunt some skunk
Sarah Palin, she'll throw them all in jail
And when she gets to Washington
It'll be cold as hell

Sarah has the wisdom
To walk through an open door
She is stomping out the wretches
Where the evil lines are stored
She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff raff into cracks
With God and the Tea Party
She's gonna take it back

[EVERYBODY!!! Chorus]

Congress patted themselves on the back
For some new bill they just passed
I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass
They think they spend our money better than we do
But they can talk until they're blue and old
'Cause if they ever gave us anything
They always wanted something in return
Sarah knows.

Sarah's marching home ♪ ♫

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