Happy Anniversary, Bill O'Reilly
Reported by Priscilla - October 13, 2009 -
As noted on "The Smoking Gun" website, today is the five year anniversary of the date that Bill O'Reilly was named in a sexual harassment lawsuit full of the lurid stuff that Jesus loving Bill loves to discuss with his gal pal "Culture Warriors." It was on this day, five years ago, that America's "traditionalist" daddy was accused of being involved in not so traditionalist (but then again!) things like "vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken" who is now a US Senator.
Since then, Bill has been crusading against godless "S-P" libruls, rampaging gays, Hardee's hamburger ads, and transgendered mayors - to name just a few of the many holy wars (jihads?) that Bill has been waging in order to make this nation more pure - just like him. His campaign against Dr.Tiller being one his most noteworthy achievements. And while David Letterman publicly apologized, to his public and his wife, for his past behavior, not a word of repentance from he who is looking out for you. Andrea Mackris is, reportedly, doing quite well. She relocated to Missouri where she volunteers for Planned Parenthood (on Bill's enemies list) and sports lovely Prada couture. So for those who would love a stroll down memory lane, Smoking Gun links to the juicy bits of the infamous tapes which provided the details of how the no spinmeister had been a naughty boy. (But heterosexual so it's all good) The traditional anniversary gift for the 5th anniversary is wood - LOL!!!!
