Some say that Toddles Starnes’ stance is wider than that of ex-Senator Larry Craig (Republican). Tap your foot if you agree.

When he needs to be, Penis3 is as big a moron as Daddy Steve Douchebag.

Bolling farted: “We all suck up to the Koch Brothers on this show.”

“Toddles” is a great alias for Starnes when he gets busted by the NYC vice squad in the Grand Central Station men’s public restroom.

Fux Noise and its political arm….currently named the Repug Party….despise unions. Particularly public employee unions such as the teachers. If Fux had its way, we would all be working minimum wage McJobs for the Kochsucker Brothers.

Happy Labor Day to all who actually work or have worked for a living.

In a relentless effort to smear our President, Jabba the Ailes will sign up Assad as another Fux Noise contributor.

Rabbi Joe has never seen a Mideast Muslim nation that he didn’t want to start a war with. He, Gramps McDepends and Ms. Lindsey are the three amigo warmongers.

What an extensive list of lunacy to choose from. Some very familiar candidates like Birther Boy, MarKKK Furhman, mAnnie Coulter, Crazy Train Cain and Rummy. They can’t go a week without pooping out some outrageous nonsense.

I will go with the new guy Clayton. He seems to be channeling Gomer the Huckster or Father Spanky.

Bildo is too gutless to actually do anything himself. He will send his loyal butt boy Jesse Watters out to stalk and harass the wayward priest.

What happened to the good old days of Dumbya? When a Prez could invade a sovereign nation based on phony intel reports. And then piss away $2 trillion and waste 4500 American lives on a 10-year war of occupation? And if anyone objected to the carnage and waste, they were traitors. Life was so much simpler then.

Van Suckup oinked: I don’t get wrapped up in details and pesky little facts. Whether Scott was invited or not doesn’t matter. All that matter is the Fux Noise meme that black conservatives are discriminated against.

The Florida cracker sounds a lot like Vigilante George Zimmerman or one his family Klan members.

“Goodness gracious” gasped Ms. Graham while clutching her fine pearl necklace. “All this talk of big sweaty men waging war has given me the vapors.”

In a faux news network filled with race baiters, KKKlannity is far and away the proven master baiter.

Toad Starnes was recently selected as the Fux Noise personality most likely to be busted by a vice cop in an airport men’s room.

Can you spell h-y-p-o-c-r-I-s-y? Bildo and Father Spanky apparently can’t.

On any day, the Fux Nation will feature at least one scary black story, one scary Muslim story and one scary Mexican story. Just more material to keep their faithful teabaggers pooping in their Depends.

Bildo should issue a general, blanket apology for being a complete horse’s ass. Then he wouldn’t have to issue these rare specific apologies for blatant factual errors.

Where do we begin? To tell the true story of Dumbya, Darth Cheney and Rummy. Not this Fux Noise revisionist crap.

WMDs. That’s all we heard about for months as the justification for war. But as Dumbya et al knew or should have known, there were actually no WMDs in Iraq.

A quick war. Days or weeks promised Rummy. It took ten years to finally get out of Iraq. 4,500 Americans dead and 32,000 wounded. $2 trillion wasted on a war of choice.

Iraq will become a model democracy in the Middle East. Another Rummy fiction. Iraq now is in the midst of a violent civil war between Muslim sects. The official government is a closet Shiite theocracy whose closest ally is Iran.

I wouldn’t trust Dumbya, Darth or Rummy to run a fast food franchise, let alone the USA.

When it comes to not being able to differentiate shit from shinola, Crazy Train Cain doesn’t take a backseat to anyone. Even the Whore of Babble-On Palin.