In case you didn't know, Fox News has a new magazine called - wait for it - Fox News Magazine. But it's a surprisingly bland affair with such articles as 7 Decorating Tips When You're Moving in Together and 10 Sexy Summer Sunglasses. I couldn't find the name "Obama" or "Romney" anywhere on the home page. DAME took one look at the site and decided that Fox has missed an opportunity. They came up with their own suggested list of articles, including parody covers. For your summer comic enjoyment.
Here are a few of the suggested stories.
Who is the Sexiest President: Reagan or Reagan?, by Marcus Bachmann
“Mommy, Why Did Jesus Write The Constitution?” - Home-schooling with the Hannitys
How to Have it All on Only a $400,000 a Year
How To Tell If Your Child Is a Secret Muslim
Is He Lying? Cheating? Hiding WMDs?, by Judith Miller
Plan the Perfect Fifth Wedding, by Geraldo Rivera
What You Don’t Know About Your Teenager’s Cell Phone, by Rupert Murdoch
You can read the rest of the article at DAME.
This “magazine” is just more crap from aging Ailes.
NOTE TO AILES
Short on topics? How about a series of articles on News Corporation’s numerous scandals?