Stephen Colbert responded to Donald Trump’s birther “challenge” to President Obama with just the kind of counter-challenge Trump deserved: Colbert said he’d write a check for $1 million to the charity of Trump’s choice, “if you will let me dip my b*** in your mouth.”
In case you missed it, Trump offered President Obama $5 million to the charity of his choice if he’d release his college transripts, applications and passport applications - provided they were to his satisfaction and by October 31st. Sean Hannity and Kimberly Guilfoyle were delighted at the offer and attacked President Obama for not responding.
Colbert said he was “so moved” by Trump’s “generous offer,” that he put forth his counter-offer, albeit with some conditions that mirrored the Trumpster's. Mirroring the same October 31 deadline, Colbert said,
But this dipping has to be my and, more importantly, my b****’ satisfaction… Nothing would make me happier than to write this check. And nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth instead of coming out of it.
The audience cheered with agreement.
It didn’t help Mittens at all, intentionally — for two reasons:
1. Though Fox has to shill publicly for Romney (he IS a Republican and a white man, after all), the reality is Fox isn’t any happier about him being the nominee than the most rabid teabaggers, and never was.
2. By backhandedly undermining Romney even as they loudly proclaim his fitness for office, they ensure President Obama’s reelection
Because it doesn’t make any sense.
The Fox gNOpigs trot out Donald Chump trying to undermine President Obama, only to have the moron Trump embarrass them.
Fox’s line up consists of discredited wingnutz not worthy of the Enquirer. How did this latest stunt help Mittens or Fox?
I wish Stephen Colbert extends the same offer to the trio of clowns in the morning.
Couldn’t agree more, Stephen — with the exception that your offer should have been a $1 million contribution in exchange for the privilege of defecating in Trump’s mouth.
In that case, the “something” going into his mouth would be roughly equivalent to what regularly comes out . . .