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Fox News Family Values: Sex Thoughts!

A few days ago, the “most read” article on Fox News was, “Fox Sexpert: A Roundup of your 2009 sex thoughts.” Aren’t they supposed to be worrying about people trying to steal the “Christ” out of “Christmas” or spreading more good cheer by defending the country from a liberal assault on the Constitution? Now we know where the real priorities of Fox News fans lie. Screen grab after the jump. H/T reader Andrew O.

Fox News Porn For The Family Values Set

The folks at Foxnews.com are shocked, shocked, I tell you, over the number of female celebrities who seem to be going braless these days. Fox's headline blares, "Have They No Shame?" And for purposes of journalistic integrity only, I'm sure, Fox included an array of photographs to prove their point. All in the name of upholding family values! You can contact Fox at yourcomments@foxnews.com.
(H/T Leroy J.)

Fox & Friends – Where Family Values Are Bootylicious

Fox & Friends is a mighty fortress against which the nefarious forces of secularism will not prevail. As culture warriors, they stand strong for Christian family values – which, judging from the parade of “Hooters Girls,” and an occasional Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, includes, if not the world and the devil, definitely a lot of flesh. I would have thought that good conservative Christians would be a bit straight-laced; but the Christianity of Fox & Friends is rather libertine. Who knew!! It can be confusing, though, because perky, blonde “friend” and Bill O’Reilly “culture warrior,” Gretchen Carlson, recently told Bill that some high school cheerleaders (dressed in full body leotards) were “overtly sexual.” But then this morning, Fox & Friends presented a bevy of Victoria’s Secret models who strutted their stuff. Oh, well, I’m sure it was an uplifting experience for all the Christian daddies on their way to work and certainly more stimulating than listening to conservative Tucker Carlson whine about evil, librul textbooks. Gotta love Fox & Friends – where Jesus and “hooters” live in peaceful harmony.

Fox News.Com Videos Include "Hot ForThe Teacher" Soft Core?

In perusing the Fox News videos, I found something that was - ah - interesting. I suspected that the video, which was titled "how to handle an inappropriate teacher," would be about young Christian students reporting their evil librul teachers to the local school board. Did I have the wrong number!!!! The video looked like a "hot for the teacher" porno flick that had been edited. The "instructions" were clearly tongue in cheek, so to speak. The "student" was an adult male who was clearly enjoying the attentions of a buxom "teacher" whose inappropriateness, in a real classroom, would have called for police intervention which was dramatized by a sleazy looking "cop" who intervened toward the end of the video. As an "instructional" video, this was quite inappropriate for school audiences as it was a barely disguised soft core tease. One wonders why this was selected for Fox's video vault. Was this a "punk" on the part of the "techie" staff who thought that this was amusing or did somebody actually think that this had "redeeming social value." Anyway, it was really weird and although I don't know if this was shown on any Fox shows, it did merit a mention as in WTF? This is a joke, right?

Gotta love those "family values."

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More “Soft Core” From Bill O’Reilly

Bill does seem to love his culture warriors segment because that’s when he, in the interests of hard core journalism, gets to go all soft core with his two conservative, blonde wingwomen Gretchen Carlson and Margaret Hoover. It provides Bill with an opportunity to don his kinky boots in order to educate his viewers about the decadent state of American culture – and during the “family hour,” too!!!! But before voyeur Bill got into the meat of the Pamela Anderson PETA ad, he did warn his viewers about the upcoming racy video – which he played over and over.