Saturday Night Live did a great job spoofing what I assume was this segment on Fox & Friends this week in which the curvy couch crew didn't just defend Mitt Romney's "47%" remarks but applauded them.
Best part? Digging up a video of a four-year old Obama saying "p-sghetti" and wondering if he's speaking Swahili.
But good stuff throughout and including the very end!
Nice rapping, Stan, and spot on, Kent.
poor rich Romney, was out of touch,
but now…. I think heâs just touched.
What does our country owe its people?
What do our people owe our country?
What do we …we the people….owe to each other?
….as part of a society called America?
Are we in the jungle, or are we a community?
Romney and Company has an answer.
And it ainât pretty.
They smirk …..and sneer …and smile …and say to us:
TO HELL with all those âmoochersâ and âfree-loadersâ
receiving Medicare, or Veterans Benefits, or Pell Grants,
or Earned Income & Child Tax Credits, or Head Start, or Social Security,
or Unemployment, or Medicaid, or Food Stamps, or on Disability,
Romney says TO HELL with all of us that are struggling to stay afloat,
to those in the Middle-class, and to those hoping to get there.
Romney says TO HELL with the â47% of Americaâ
that Romney so easily dismisses and disrespects as âdependentsâ.
Romney says TO HELL with the elderly, the hungry, the homeless, the helpless,
and the hopeless …and to all the biblical âleast of theseâ.
Does he even know the Christian New Testament?
Love thy neighbor? Hey Mitt, letâs be honest:
your real god is money. Your saints are the the ones
who have the most …and TO HELL with the rest of us.
Romney wines and complains… INCREDIBLY
…that weâre shamelessly sponging off of him,
and off of all of his poor-poor-poor super-rich friends
…..all those super-rich folks who want to BUY this ELECTION,
…..all those super-rich folks who want to BUY this COUNTRY.
Trickle-down economics? Hey sure, why not – let them eat cake.
Itâs all the same. Always has been.
Itâs crumbs for us, and Cadillacs and car elevators,
and loopholes & lower taxes for them.
That is, if they, AND the bailed-out banks,
AND the big corporations pay ANY taxes at all….
When THEY get a break
But if YOU get a break, itâs a handout. BULL!
Tell me – who are the REAL âtakersâ, who are the REAL creators,
who are the TRUE workers and builders? Who are the REAL âvictimsâ here?
Whoâs in the Cayman Islands trying to avoid taxes, and deducting his trick horses?
Who gave their LIVES and limbs …in unpaid and un-needed wars?
Whose sweat, …..on whose brows, has BUILT this great country?
Was it the Romneyâs of this world …or us?
But we still have a voice. Itâs called our VOTE.
Loud and Clear — Just say NO.
Say NO to Romney & Company …and what they stand for.
This is STILL our country. Our childrenâs country.
And we mean to KEEP it that way. Period.
Romney should âself-deportâ himself back to Mexico,
where his grandpa fled to avoid US marriage monogamy laws.
âCause Prince Mitt not only wants to kill the Dream Act,
but the American Dream as well.
We need a President for ALL the people.