mlp ! commented on Fox and Friends Guests Hysterically Claim Obama is Out to Silence Them
2013-01-28 21:08:49 -0500
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Yeah, I’m sure that the first thing our president does each day is tune his TV to Fox & Friends.
That would probably make him one of a handful of employed people watching them.
And one of the few under 72.
And 1 of only 2 black men.
That would probably make him one of a handful of employed people watching them.
And one of the few under 72.
And 1 of only 2 black men.
mlp ! commented on President Obama Criticizes Fox News Directly: Prepare for the Onslaught
2013-01-27 13:46:38 -0500
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I’m going to go with the idea that President Obama knows EXACTLY what he is doing with this overt attack.
Fox and their bevy of ‘Fact-Checkers’, credible ‘analysts’ and spot-on ‘pollsters’ will have a great chance to appear even more irrelevant by attacking him in their own inimitable fashion.
Fox and their bevy of ‘Fact-Checkers’, credible ‘analysts’ and spot-on ‘pollsters’ will have a great chance to appear even more irrelevant by attacking him in their own inimitable fashion.
mlp ! commented on Dennis Kucinich Carries Hannity's Water On Gun Regulations
2013-01-26 16:09:55 -0500
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Gee, who coulda seen this one coming??
OBTW, I’ve read some inane gun-defense claims, but Daniel’s is is one of the most ludicrous.
Thanks….but no thanks, moron. If you really want to help us, get a good education.
OBTW, I’ve read some inane gun-defense claims, but Daniel’s is is one of the most ludicrous.
Thanks….but no thanks, moron. If you really want to help us, get a good education.
mlp ! commented on Fox News Elevates Rand Paul To National Security Expert
2013-01-26 08:31:18 -0500
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Ryan-Rand 2016!!
mlp ! commented on Sarah Palin And Fox News Say Buh-Bye
2013-01-26 08:29:54 -0500
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I believe she will soon be running for president again….this time for president of Glenn Beck’s Utopian paradise.
mlp ! commented on Hannity's Hillary Derangement Syndrome
2013-01-24 08:20:53 -0500
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Oh, Hannity really knows how to sweet-talk the ladies, doesn’t he?
He’s quite the stud-muffin!
He’s quite the stud-muffin!
mlp ! commented on On Inauguration Day, Mark Levin Exhorts Fox Nation Readers to FIGHT Obama's Agenda
2013-01-23 08:17:09 -0500
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“He is a conservative gem with a wealth of knowledge. Anyone calling him “a joke” has no idea of his prowess.”
Oh, absolutely! And just don’t let that teensy little thing like that he’s totally out of his fucking mind bother you.
Oh, absolutely! And just don’t let that teensy little thing like that he’s totally out of his fucking mind bother you.
mlp ! commented on Fr. Jonathan Morris' "Entrepreneur" Is A Street In Queens?!?
2013-01-22 17:37:25 -0500
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Yes, Catholics are VERY touchy these days.
It used to be just the priests touching the altar boys, but now they’re definitely getting out of hand!
(No pun intended!)
It used to be just the priests touching the altar boys, but now they’re definitely getting out of hand!
(No pun intended!)
mlp ! commented on O’Reilly Consults Karl Rove For Insights Into President Obama’s Demeanor
2013-01-21 20:56:14 -0500
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I’m sorry, but I’m not going to believe ANYONE but Bill O’Reilly’s body language expert, Tonya Reiman. She is simply fucking amazing!!
I can’t wait to hear what she has to say on this subject!!
Or not.
I can’t wait to hear what she has to say on this subject!!
Or not.
mlp ! commented on Fox's Gun Appreciation Poll Includes A Suspicious Number Of Gun Owners
2013-01-21 07:16:42 -0500
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How much of this sort of tragedy will occur before the gun morons realize that guns & kids just don’t mix?
“The brothers, along with a friend who was spending the night, had gotten the mother’s handgun, “which at the time had been unloaded,” [Police Sargent] Smith said.
“During the course of the evening and early morning hours, one of the boys had evidently loaded the weapon, Smith said. “The 14-year-old at some point pointed the weapon at his brother and pulled the trigger, which resulted in the 15-year-old being struck in the chest area.””
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/01/20/1474401/teenager-accidentally-kills-brother-while-playing-with-mothers-gun/
“The brothers, along with a friend who was spending the night, had gotten the mother’s handgun, “which at the time had been unloaded,” [Police Sargent] Smith said.
“During the course of the evening and early morning hours, one of the boys had evidently loaded the weapon, Smith said. “The 14-year-old at some point pointed the weapon at his brother and pulled the trigger, which resulted in the 15-year-old being struck in the chest area.””
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/01/20/1474401/teenager-accidentally-kills-brother-while-playing-with-mothers-gun/
mlp ! commented on Glenn Beck Plans A Libertarian Disneyland
2013-01-20 08:23:00 -0500
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There’s just so many things that could be said about this ass-clown and his followers that I’m not even gonna try.
Comedy gold, I tells ya!
Comedy gold, I tells ya!
mlp ! commented on Todd Starnes Really Believes That "Jackbooted Thugs" Are Coming To Town!
2013-01-18 16:49:53 -0500
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Maybe he means ‘Jack Boobs’?
Fom Kos:
“Just days after calling its newly hired armed security guard “a tremendous asset to the safety of our students,” a Michigan school released a statement saying the retired firearms instructor had caused a “breach in security protocol” by leaving his handgun unattended in the school’s bathroom."
Who coulda seen this coming?
Fom Kos:
“Just days after calling its newly hired armed security guard “a tremendous asset to the safety of our students,” a Michigan school released a statement saying the retired firearms instructor had caused a “breach in security protocol” by leaving his handgun unattended in the school’s bathroom."
Who coulda seen this coming?
mlp ! commented on Dennis Kucinich Hired As Fox News Contributor
2013-01-17 20:05:21 -0500
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Kuchinich obviously doesn’t mind being used as a token ‘liberal’. His presence there gives them the opportunity to claim they’re fair and balanced. He’s simply whoring himself to the wrong side.
mlp ! commented on Mark Levin Calls President Obama’s Gun Violence Orders 'Fascistic'
2013-01-17 11:49:59 -0500
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It is so vitally important that good, honest folks like these have the RIGHT to own assault weapons:
http://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/2013/01/17/shots-hit-montville-houses/
Now, who coulda seen that one coming?
http://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/2013/01/17/shots-hit-montville-houses/
Now, who coulda seen that one coming?
mlp ! commented on O’Reilly and Krauthammer Accuse Obama of Trying to Split the Republican Party So He Can Establish His Welfare Paradise
2013-01-16 22:30:21 -0500
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I thought that we already had a welfare paradise: Mississippi.
mlp ! commented on Bill O'Reilly Still Lying About Great Barrington MA
2013-01-16 15:28:45 -0500
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Another headline that could have ended after 4 words:
“Bill O’Reilly Still Lying….”
“Bill O’Reilly Still Lying….”
mlp ! commented on Got Hypocrisy? Bill O'Reilly Attacks Julianne Moore For "Cheap Shot" At Sarah Palin!
2013-01-15 17:47:09 -0500
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Okay, I’m going to be magnanimous and thank Sarah Palin for her service: Nobody has done more for comedy than Sarah Palin!
Except maybe Mitt Romney.
Uh…or Herman Cain.
Oh, wait…can’t forget Rick Santorum.
Oh, damn….thanks, anyway, Sarah!
Except maybe Mitt Romney.
Uh…or Herman Cain.
Oh, wait…can’t forget Rick Santorum.
Oh, damn….thanks, anyway, Sarah!
mlp ! commented on Fox Tries To Blame Burglary On Journal News Gun Map
2013-01-14 18:59:54 -0500
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Geez, I thought that guns made a home safer.
mlp ! commented on Guns Galore: Fox Holds Up Chicago as An Example of the Failure of Gun Laws
2013-01-14 18:57:16 -0500
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On a per capita basis, Illinois is 31st, at 9.1 gun deaths per 100,000 people. Louisiana (19.5), and Arizona (18) are almost double the Illinois rate.
Now, again…that’s on a per capita basis.
If we instead examined the rate on a ‘per tooth’ basis, the southern states would compare even less favorably.
Now, again…that’s on a per capita basis.
If we instead examined the rate on a ‘per tooth’ basis, the southern states would compare even less favorably.
mlp ! commented on Bill O'Reilly Teases Bogus Inaugural Bible Ban Story On Tonight's Factor
2013-01-14 16:38:12 -0500
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Not at his second inauguration, Truman, but DEFINITELY at his 3rd!