mlp ! commented on Fox News Mailbag - 4/7/13 Edition
2013-04-07 16:49:57 -0400
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It’s truly amusing that these goobers point to CNN as the bastion for ‘libtard’ think.
They really have no idea how or where we think…only that they have been told that ‘liberals’ are BAD. These people are precisely what is wrong with our country.
They really have no idea how or where we think…only that they have been told that ‘liberals’ are BAD. These people are precisely what is wrong with our country.
mlp ! commented on Fox Nation Targets Judge Over 'Morning-After Pill'
2013-04-05 17:45:10 -0400
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Well, if these 11-year-old girls had guns, they wouldn’t have to worry about getting pregnant!
But, in all seriousness, I’m willing to bet big money that Goober Nation would be willing to fight for the right of these same girls to have guns….but would allow their lives to become ruined by an unwanted pregnancy.
But, in all seriousness, I’m willing to bet big money that Goober Nation would be willing to fight for the right of these same girls to have guns….but would allow their lives to become ruined by an unwanted pregnancy.
mlp ! commented on Fox News' Bill Hemmer Thinks Jesus Belongs In Public Schools?!
2013-04-05 08:29:15 -0400
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Bill Hemmer thinks Jesus belongs in public schools?
Actually, Jay-sus strikes me as being more the ‘home-schooled’ type.
Actually, Jay-sus strikes me as being more the ‘home-schooled’ type.
mlp ! commented on Fox Ignores Draconian ND Abortion Law While Extolling State’s ‘Freedom’
2013-04-04 22:58:24 -0400
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Kevin gets the “LIKEY BUTTON”.
If there’s anything worth adding, is that sometimes I fear that while we are winning battles, we just may be losing the war…albeit only temporarily.
These RW/Religious evangelists remind me of a swarm of ants, that takes advantage of every crumb or crevice in order to ooze into spaces that they don’t belong. They aren’t going to give up…until they are firmly discouraged. (I don’t believe in extermination….even for ants.)
If there’s anything worth adding, is that sometimes I fear that while we are winning battles, we just may be losing the war…albeit only temporarily.
These RW/Religious evangelists remind me of a swarm of ants, that takes advantage of every crumb or crevice in order to ooze into spaces that they don’t belong. They aren’t going to give up…until they are firmly discouraged. (I don’t believe in extermination….even for ants.)
mlp ! commented on Bill O’Reilly: I’m Mandated To Keep America Sane And Save The Easter Bunny
2013-04-04 15:42:58 -0400
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So….while Bildo is ‘splotch’-ivating about saving the Easter bunny, the rest of the country is on the verge of:
1. passing marriage equality,
2. and legalizing marijuana.
Sounds like a reasonable trade to me!
1. passing marriage equality,
2. and legalizing marijuana.
Sounds like a reasonable trade to me!
mlp ! commented on Megyn Kelly, Michelle Malkin Outraged That Former Radical Is Columbia Prof
2013-04-03 13:04:32 -0400
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This won’t be a problem….all she needs to do is say that in 1990 she dedicated her life entirely to Jay-sus. In fact, Jay-sus wrote a letter of recommendation for her!
It would also help her if she gave a presser holding an AR-15 in which she calls for Obama’s birth certificate.
It would also help her if she gave a presser holding an AR-15 in which she calls for Obama’s birth certificate.
mlp ! commented on Obama Should Have Distanced Himself from Easter Sermon, Says Religious-Right Activist
2013-04-02 19:42:33 -0400
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“You take the most sacred holiday on the Christian calendar…”
Really???? I used the Google and only got Cesar Chavez’ birthday for that date.
Really???? I used the Google and only got Cesar Chavez’ birthday for that date.
mlp ! commented on Gretchen Carlson Interviews Another Heavenly Returnee
2013-04-02 23:06:59 -0400
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Well, ‘Mary’…you were really doing nicely with the big words, i.e.,
vacuous
hedonistic
and
assimilated.
But, ‘Zig Heil’??
That’s the problem with being a parrot for the RW talking hacks: you really just don’t know anymore that they tell you. The more you say or write, the tougher it gets to appear witty, or even educated. Why don’t you just give us a few ’LOL’s like you usually do and embrace your dumb fuckitude, eh?
vacuous
hedonistic
and
assimilated.
But, ‘Zig Heil’??
That’s the problem with being a parrot for the RW talking hacks: you really just don’t know anymore that they tell you. The more you say or write, the tougher it gets to appear witty, or even educated. Why don’t you just give us a few ’LOL’s like you usually do and embrace your dumb fuckitude, eh?
mlp ! commented on Fox News Religious Police Upset Over Obama's Easter Pastor
2013-04-01 12:03:58 -0400
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Whoa! This is a stretch for even Fox.
Anyone that can find a conspiracy within those words of Luis Leon just ain’t evah, not nohow, not no way gonna rise above the Fucking Moron class.
And that’s pretty typical of that group, isn’t it?
Anyone that can find a conspiracy within those words of Luis Leon just ain’t evah, not nohow, not no way gonna rise above the Fucking Moron class.
And that’s pretty typical of that group, isn’t it?
mlp ! commented on A String Of Homophobic Tweets From Fox Contributor Erick Erickson
2013-03-31 09:10:37 -0400
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I don’t see any difference between these tweets and the shit that is spewed daily on Fox.
He’ll probably get a bonus.
He’ll probably get a bonus.
mlp ! commented on Fox Nation Posters Hope Michelle Obama Breaks Her Neck Celebrating Easter
2013-03-29 16:58:28 -0400
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@mj…
Let’s make it easy for our moronic, one-trick-pony troll:
Gives us some examples of any of us saying the same type of things about GWB or his lovely wife ’what’s-her-name’.
If you can’t, or won’t, then just go away…..again. This time make it for real.
Let’s make it easy for our moronic, one-trick-pony troll:
Gives us some examples of any of us saying the same type of things about GWB or his lovely wife ’what’s-her-name’.
If you can’t, or won’t, then just go away…..again. This time make it for real.
mlp ! commented on Bill O’Reilly Calls On Christian Soldiers To Help Fight The War On Easter
2013-03-28 08:08:53 -0400
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I think I’ll join the War on Easter.
Monday.
This crap is just more of the bright and shiny things that Fox continually waves over their simple minded, gap toothed base in order to keep them motivated.
The truth is that most of us progressives celebrate Easter just like they do: with our families. The only difference is that our lives aren’t consumed with hatred as theirs are. Oh, and MOST of us won’t be watching Fox.
Monday.
This crap is just more of the bright and shiny things that Fox continually waves over their simple minded, gap toothed base in order to keep them motivated.
The truth is that most of us progressives celebrate Easter just like they do: with our families. The only difference is that our lives aren’t consumed with hatred as theirs are. Oh, and MOST of us won’t be watching Fox.
mlp ! commented on Bob Beckel And Fox Throw Stones At CBS’ Amazing Race From Their Glass House
2013-03-25 20:06:03 -0400
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Never seen the show.
Don’t really know who Beckel is.
Yayyyyy!!!
Don’t really know who Beckel is.
Yayyyyy!!!
mlp ! commented on Bill O'Reilly & Adam Carolla Falsely Accuse Huffington Post Of "Implying" Carolla Is Racist
2013-03-22 21:27:33 -0400
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It’s very hard for the ‘conservative’ black & white mind to grasp abstract concepts….such as the difference between implication and inference.
These ass-clowns are just looking so hard for anything to justify their constant whining that they’re making fools of themselves.
However, their base of the ‘stoopit’ will just lap it up anyway.
These ass-clowns are just looking so hard for anything to justify their constant whining that they’re making fools of themselves.
However, their base of the ‘stoopit’ will just lap it up anyway.
mlp ! commented on The Donald Trump v. Michelle Malkin Twitter War
2013-03-22 21:18:39 -0400
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These two are just media whores who will literally do anything to get their faces in the news.
Fuck ’em.
They deserve only to be ignored.
Fuck ’em.
They deserve only to be ignored.
mlp ! commented on Bill O’Reilly Now Fighting The ‘War On Easter’ – And It’s Obama’s Fault!
2013-03-22 08:26:57 -0400
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I’m SOOOOO confused. I thoroughly searched both the Bible AND the Constitution for ‘Easter Eggs’ and couldn’t find them listed anywhere!
That means we can do whatever we want about them, right? Why can’t they be secular eggs? Did Jay-sus arise on the 3rd day, put on a bunny suit and deliver eggs to the kiddies? Riding on a dinosaur? With a rolled-up constitution grasped in his paw? And PEEPS in his pocket? (Say, Mr. Bunny, are those PEEPS in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?)
I’m really starting to miss the lions.
That means we can do whatever we want about them, right? Why can’t they be secular eggs? Did Jay-sus arise on the 3rd day, put on a bunny suit and deliver eggs to the kiddies? Riding on a dinosaur? With a rolled-up constitution grasped in his paw? And PEEPS in his pocket? (Say, Mr. Bunny, are those PEEPS in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?)
I’m really starting to miss the lions.
mlp ! commented on O’Reilly Attacks Bachmann
2013-03-21 18:45:34 -0400
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“O’Reilly Attacks Bachmann”
With a loofah???
With a loofah???
mlp ! commented on Fox News Will Have Some Competition
2013-03-20 19:03:32 -0400
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There’s only so much stoopit to go around.
This new network seems to think they’re going to garner the smarter of the stoopit.
Unfortunately, that’s not enough of a demographic to populate a campfire, much less support a network.
Ultimately, it’s going to boil down to which of the two networks shows more T & A.
This new network seems to think they’re going to garner the smarter of the stoopit.
Unfortunately, that’s not enough of a demographic to populate a campfire, much less support a network.
Ultimately, it’s going to boil down to which of the two networks shows more T & A.
mlp ! commented on Bill O’Reilly Blames The ‘Takers’ For His Decision To Quit Radio ‘Talking Points’
2013-03-19 22:48:26 -0400
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I just love it when a plan comes together!!
Now, if El Rusho will just follow along….
Now, if El Rusho will just follow along….
mlp ! commented on On Fox & Friends: Another Faux Founder Promotes Right Wing Talking Points
2013-03-17 20:03:48 -0400
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Wow! How bad is it when a ‘news’ channel can’t get live guests anymore? And I mean ‘live’. They’re reduced to parodies of dead people?