You could be forgiven for having missed it. For one thing it took place on the rarely seen Fox Business Channel. For another, it was lost amid all the Fox “News” Phony War On Christmas hysteria late last year. However, back in early December Bully Boy Eric Bolling went out on a very shaky limb and asked, “Is liberal Hollywood using class warfare to kind of brainwash our kids?” and “Where are we, Communist China?” when he intimated that The Muppets were Commie Pinkos, who created generations of Manchurian candidates, remarks he was eventually forced to walk back. While walking it back he challenged Kermit and Miss Piggy to a Donald Trump moderated debate; a brave move since he knows he has no hope winning such a one-sided match against sock-puppets. Still, The Muppets still took the high road and did not respond to Bolling’s troll bait. However, at a recent press conference the question could not be avoided. Both Miss Piggy and Kermit were asked about Bolling’s remarks and their answers demonstrated why they have been trusted by generations of parents to entertain their children: They spoke inconvenient truths without sugar-coating it. The ball’s now in the Fox “News” court. Watch:
So it’d be even odds on a winner.
That’s really not too hard to imagine, Jeeez.
Remember — we’re talking about people who
- thought SpongeBob Squarepants was gay
- thought one of the Teletubbies was a cross-dresser
- and thought Jack Bauer was a real person
When you have that much trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality, holding a board meeting to determine an official response to cloth puppets seems perfectly logical . . .
Imagine a company board room with 6, maybe 8 or 10 Fox executives having a meeting about what their official response to some puppets should be.
Cause they donât lie,and they donât take shit from anybody."*
There’s a couple other reasons, Yakki:
None of the Muppets have the names Foley or Limpballs . . .
Cause they don’t lie,and they don’t take shit from anybody. Those people’s only agenda is teaching and entertaining children and adults. A NOBLE,NOBLE profession.
Fox wouldn’t know anything about that word,noble.
All hail the Muppets!