Fox News viewers must be on summer vacation. Or maybe they finally figured out how to properly email their favorite “fair and balanced” news network. Whatever the reason, we received fewer emails apparently intended for Fox last week. Still, quantity does not equal quality and I hope you’ll find them as enjoyable as I did.
I can’t swear this one was meant for Fox but it was clearly not from a News Hounds fan:
Received June 11, 2013
Subject: Millions of angry Americans
I believe that millions of us angry Americans believe “ that it is time to impeach the Fuhrer...”
Received June 13, 2013
Subject: Italian or Irish Mafia?
Please have Sheppard Smith correct his false information.. Whitey Bulger, an Irish thug, was from South Boston. Winter Hill was an “IRISH MAFIA” group located in Winter Hill section of Somerville, Mass. who worked in conjunction with the South Boston “Irish Mafia”. Just ask Howie Carr.
This one, although not specifically addressed to Fox, is clearly from a Fox watcher:
Received June 14, 2013
Subject: Mass EBT abuse
Crompton Park Worcester, Ma. Endicott St. (There giving away free cell phones to people with EBT or Mass Health cards is our state paying for this luxury too ?
2. To the dumbshit from Worcester, Mass:
No, none of your tax dollars go toward the phones. Those costs are funded entirely by the phone companies themselves. BUT, if it makes your asshole twitch uncontrollably to think that any of your puny tax dollars are being spent for phones for those brown people on welfare, then ignore the truth. Yes, ALL your tx dollars are being consumed by brown people. AND they get free guns.
But he snuck out of office five years ago. Reportedly, he is playing with water colors at some remote Texas location.