Attention Fox News: We still get emails from people who can't tell us apart. I haven't had a chance to open our mailbag of misdirected mail lately but here is a part of what has accumulated. I'll publish the rest in a later post. I look at it as a public service for the senders (because we know that Fox News personnel read our blog) and for our readers to get a glimpse into the minds of Fox News readers.
As always, names and other identifying information have been redacted. Spelling, grammar and punctuation have been left intact.
Megan Kelly
>>>> Megan he a good show, interesting guests. So if she would just stop interrupting these guests she would have an even better show. Megan learn how to do a proper interview and let some else finish a sentence!
Gun control
Please ask Bob Beckel how many children are killed by abortion! So tired of the anti-gun community using children as a prop for their opposition to gun ownership.
John scott/Jenna Lee show today
They told us about a pool that was drained on a Connecticut road, which turned to ice, caused car accidents and a woman had to be hospitalized.....no mention of WHAT TOWN in Connecticut!, why bother telling the story! I live in Connecticut...would like to know where? I find that this happens often in stories throughout Fox news..no mention of specific towns.. I love Fox News and have on virtually 24/7.
Thanks…
Position of scores on screens
We own 6 televisions. Why is it on every football game, whether it be NFL or college we can’t see the score box in the left hand corner of the screen. It only shows a portion of it. Please see what you can do about this problem.
Comment on THE Five program
THE FIVE & Fox Management:
On behalf of all older listeners with hearing disability, I am moved to criticize, comment and to make recommendations on the conduct of THE FIVE.
I am an 88-year old veteran with hearing loss dating back to WW 11. I think my comments reflect those of many of our older generation.
Even cutting-edge hearing-aids and headphones do not let me understand most of the dialogue of The Five.
when two to five of you are talking at the same time the result is incomprehensible cacophony. The rapid-fire hyper delivery also is difficult to follow on the rare occasions when only one has the floor. I am reminded of five alley-cats on a fence, yowling at each other. The noise is maddening.
My recommendation are that one of you has a big gavel and conducts the panel by hammering the table whenever two or more talk at once.
Excited, rapid-fire delivery of opinions is difficult for oldsters to follow. Too much laughing, giggling and general foo-fur-ah are distracting and contribute to the alley-cat effect.
Furthermore, the camera keeps moving to the left to expose the pretty lady with the short skirts. That might appeal to some males, but is a distraction. Another complaint is the trivia. For example : “what would you pack in your bag if going to Mars (1/11/14).
In summary, your attempt to provide entertainment, excitement and news commentary at one sitting falls flat with us gaffers – at least with me.
If you have the objectivity you may air this letter.
A conservative Fox fan and grumpy old man interested in clear and more sober presentation of only important news and commentary,
And my personal favorite:
Fucked
Strap those little things into your thimble, roger, you fucking nazi. Here I come.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Billy and Hannocchio the RINO also draw older audiences to their programs. As long as they are employed at this fraudulent “news” outlet they will continue to draw the retirement home audience.
If the suits were smart-and they are not-they let Billy’s and Hannocchio’s contracts expire, and hire younger hosts who can draw in the 25-54 demographics. The sales department would be happy campers.