Glory Hallelujah! Last night, Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow not only threw 316 yards to bring his team to glory over the Steelers, he also set a post-season record by averaging 31.6 yards per completion. According to God’s Messengers at FoxNews.com, and at Fox News Channel as heard by moi this morning on Fox and Friends and America’s Newsroom, it’s (probably) a miracle! Some people say it’s the hand of God Himself pointing us to the message of John 3:16! But wait! Are there other, more sinister numbers lurking in the shadows at Fox?
Longtime NewsHounds friend, Doors17, has contacted us to point out the following:
F is the sixth letter of the alphabet, O is the 15th, and X is the 24th. Now allow me to turn your attention to the chalkboard, and let’s do the math.
F = 6
O = 15; 1+5 = 6
X = 24; 2+4 = 6
FOX = 666
666 is, of course, the Number of the Beast cited in Revelations 13:18, which, according to the author of that particular Holy Hallucination, will be marked upon the foreheads and hands of the unbelieving as the end times approach and without which, in the ultimate blend of corporate capitalism and government, no one will be allowed to buy or sell. And which channel, boys and girls, is the market leader in cheerleading corporate capitalism in charge of government?
First correct answer received by us written on the back of a torn piece of stale pitta bread gets a copy of “Drop Kick me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life!”
P.S.: While F-O-X = 666, CBS achieved a peak rating between 8.00-8.15pm ET during yesterday's game of – yup – 31.6. So maybe it’s CBS that sits at the right hand of God and not 666 News? We report, you decide!