Glory Hallelujah! Last night, Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow not only threw 316 yards to bring his team to glory over the Steelers, he also set a post-season record by averaging 31.6 yards per completion. According to God’s Messengers at FoxNews.com, and at Fox News Channel as heard by moi this morning on Fox and Friends and America’s Newsroom, it’s (probably) a miracle! Some people say it’s the hand of God Himself pointing us to the message of John 3:16! But wait! Are there other, more sinister numbers lurking in the shadows at Fox?
Longtime NewsHounds friend, Doors17, has contacted us to point out the following:
F is the sixth letter of the alphabet, O is the 15th, and X is the 24th. Now allow me to turn your attention to the chalkboard, and let’s do the math.
F = 6
O = 15; 1+5 = 6
X = 24; 2+4 = 6
FOX = 666
666 is, of course, the Number of the Beast cited in Revelations 13:18, which, according to the author of that particular Holy Hallucination, will be marked upon the foreheads and hands of the unbelieving as the end times approach and without which, in the ultimate blend of corporate capitalism and government, no one will be allowed to buy or sell. And which channel, boys and girls, is the market leader in cheerleading corporate capitalism in charge of government?
First correct answer received by us written on the back of a torn piece of stale pitta bread gets a copy of “Drop Kick me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life!”
P.S.: While F-O-X = 666, CBS achieved a peak rating between 8.00-8.15pm ET during yesterday's game of – yup – 31.6. So maybe it’s CBS that sits at the right hand of God and not 666 News? We report, you decide!
The arguments for the “literal-inerrant” version vs. the other main interpretation(s) of the Bible, OT & NT are out there. Worth looking into. At some point I would like to start publishing some stuff, but at this point, time isn’t there. I have a fantastic bibliography to refer to. Soon.
Fux Noise evil mastermind Jabba T. Ailes birthday is May 15. Again, 1 + 5 = 6.
Fux Noise pastor of the American Taliban Church is Gomer Huckabee. Huckabee’s birthday is August 24. 2 + 4 = 6.
Coincidence? I think not.
I don’t hate or dislike Tim Tebow or the Broncos. I’ve been to Denver twice and it’s a beautiful city. Like you Alex and many others here what I don’t like is the way Fox and the right are using Tebow’s faith to push their agenda.
I haven’t had an NFL team to root for since my Rams moved to St. Louis at the end of the 1994 season. To me sports is an escape from the madness of everyday life. All I wanted to see on Sunday was an entertaining game, and I think we got one.
Those frauds at Fox “News” Channel are pure evil, including a few of their hosts who call themselves christian, but deep down have dark souls. They are wolves in sheep’s clothing.
A TRUE christian does not deceive their fellow human being, lie and advocate hate, or cheat. But we are not dealing with true christians at Fox “News” Channel.
In 2012, News Corporation, Fox “News” Channel and their talking heads will be exposed as frauds.
NOTE TO FOX “NEWS” CHANNEL
The devil is a liar, so is Fox “News” Channel and their hosts.
But what is an issue for me is the RW media (and that includes Fox News) using Tebow’s religious displays for political propaganda ends, in order to woo religious fanatics to make a pact with Mammon. It’s hypocrisy of the highest order for supposed followers of Jesus to get into bed with libertarian capitalism.
Nicely played doors!