This article on Fox News' "M" has to contain the 10 worst tips for spicing up a romance ever. Don't believe us? Here's a sample:
5. If your guy is shy but has a good sense of humor, take a picture of the toilet in your bathroom, then plug your digital camera into a computer or TV and load the picture onto your screen. When he comes out of the bathroom, start laughing and pointing. He will see the picture and think you saw him in there!
I can't think of anything less likely to make our guys or anyone else's feel romantic than to falsely make him think someone was spying on him in the bathroom. But wait, there's more.
1. Put a small piece of masking tape on the bottom of his mouse, making sure it covers the trackball or optical sensor. Watch as he struggles to read his e-mail — and don’t forget to write “Gotcha!” on the tape.
UPDATE: Milt cribbed several of her ideas from an article about children's pranks.
If your guy is “into fixing things” and/or a “sports guy” wouldn’t he take one look at this list and conclude you are being a dumbshite?
You know why I’d be tied up for a while…because I’d be down at the bar watching the game instead of listening to you.
Fox News Magazine Stole Childrenâs Pranks for Weirdest Sex Column Ever http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/07/fox-news-magazine-stole-kid-pranks-for-column.html
Now that I have proven, once again, that I tell the truth…help me save the EWF Stirrup House in Miami: http://notnowsilly.blogspot.com/2012/07/unpacking-coconut-grove-part-two-ewf.html
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Meet your guy at the door and as soon as he walks in, punch him in the face and then kick him in the nuts. A guaranteed romantic evening!
11. Go into the men’s room after him and, wearing a men’s shoe, go to the stall next to his. Tap your shoe next to his . . .
A typical librul tactic – to actually try to verify before you repeat it!
Can’t find the link, but I read an article today that said the Fox News article was plagiarized from a children’s web site from an article about pranks. It had side by side comparisons.
So…it’s not only stupid, but stolen stupid.
Don’t forget I have a Blog: http://notnowsilly.blogspot.com/
With all my…….
Have you been reading Wonkette?
I posted my comment too soon – sorry for half a post.
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Staple his scrotum to the headboard of your bed, and then leave a pair of pliers just beyond his reach!
You’ll have hours of fun!