Dick Morris: I Guarantee Bill Clinton Will Vote For Romney

Dick Morris has a new Clinton conspiracy theory. This one “explains” why Bill Clinton is campaigning for Barack Obama’s re-election despite the fact that Morris has “heard” Clinton will vote for Mitt Romney: Because Hillary Clinton is “under lock and key” as Secretary of State and if he doesn’t campaign for Obama, Clinton could be blamed for the loss.

In a discussion with Sean Hannity Monday night (7/30/12), Hannity started the conspiracy-theory speculation by saying that Clinton will, “in his own way, undermine Barack Obama’s re-election chances.”

But Morris’ next statement took the cake, even by Morris' crackpot Clinton conspiracy-theory standards:

I guarantee you, Sean, based on what I’ve heard from third parties who I’ve been spoken to, that William Jefferson Clinton is gonna cast his ballot for Mitt Romney. (SH Wow) However, he’s gonna open his mouth for Barack Obama because his wife is hostage. They have her under lock and key as Secretary of State. And he is scared that Obama will lose and blame him if he undermines Obama. So he’ll do everything he asks him to do and then he’ll jab him whenever he can.

Besides the fact it’s highly questionable that Morris would have any “third party” sources with any real knowledge of such a thing – and if Clinton is going around telling people he’s only fronting for Romney that pretty much undermines the rest of Morris’ theory – it says a lot about the Morris/Hannity mindset that they would present it as even remotely possible that a former Democratic president would vote for Mitt Romney out of some kind of grudge toward or fear of Obama.

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Anne-claire Souza commented 2012-08-03 11:23:09 -0400 · Flag

When has this toe sucking toad been right,this disgusting hatefilled creep has about as much credibility as the amphibian he resembles.

Mr. A commented 2012-08-03 10:33:40 -0400 · Flag

Is Dick Morris wrong? A better question is when was Dick Morris ever right? By the way, the chyron…I almost spit coffee on my computer. “Dick Morris ‘Screwed’ Author”…did he suck the author’s toes as well?

Mel Brandow commented 2012-08-03 00:02:06 -0400 · Flag

Wow, Fox News, is this the best you got? No wonder why your company has credibility problems, look no further. I can’t believe ( Ya I can) that you give this toe sucking creep a platform. If I was that toe sucking prostitute, I would get a shot right away, Who knows where this slime ball has been. He is working his way to be Rupert Murdoch’s ultimate " butt boy." Hint, he is one of the reasons Fox News laughing stock of the true journalists out there. Wow even a slimy organization like yours should be able to do better than him.

mlp ! commented 2012-08-02 22:03:40 -0400 · Flag

What a sad predicament it is when those speaking FOR your side features Dick Morris in a position of prominence.

doors17 commented 2012-08-02 19:30:33 -0400 · Flag

Dick never ceases to amaze me.

I believe with this latest we now have the evidence to prove that he sucked on one too many prostitutes toes who were suffering from toe nail fungus.

Visitor 55 commented 2012-08-02 18:27:07 -0400 · Flag

I guarantee that kkklannity and Lardass Limpdick will be voting for President Obama. I’m hearing from third parties that I’ve been talking to. Not hard to believe either. Afterall, kkklannity and Lardass Limpdick have big man-crushes on President Obama.

Bill Friday commented 2012-08-02 18:25:11 -0400 · Flag

Dick Morris is so full of shit! He’s never seen a poll that he couldn’t spin into something good for the right! Even O’Reilly was questioning his logic last night. Obama is up big time in the latest swing state polls but Dicky just says the polls are wrong! Keep whistling past the graveyard all you Fauxies!

Lakeview Greg commented 2012-08-02 17:57:04 -0400 · Flag

Doesn’t Dickie still owe big money to the ladies he hired so he could suck their toes? I have heard that through my sources.

My flight of fancy makes more sense than ye olde toesucker.

bees commented 2012-08-02 17:05:18 -0400 · Flag

What a heaping pile of $hit.
Take your pick on Morris or his obsurdity as to which I was referencing.

Thx4 Fish commented 2012-08-02 16:52:04 -0400 · Flag

I keep hearing (from third parties) that Dick Morris plans to vote for Obama. He keeps going on Fox News spouting the most ridiculous nonsense in order to get Hannity to agree with him and look stupid. The problem is Fox keeps lowering the bar on stupid, and Morris is always a toe behind.

truman commented 2012-08-02 16:41:58 -0400 · Flag

I wouldn’t believe this whoremongering toe-sucking pervert if he guaranteed that the sun would rise in the east.

R L commented 2012-08-02 16:14:00 -0400 · Flag

I guarantee morris knows not what he is talking about.
ever.

mj - the same one commented 2012-08-02 16:12:42 -0400 · Flag

“I guarantee you, Sean, based on what Iâve heard from third parties who Iâve been spoken to . . .”

“Third parties who I’ve been spoken to” = third toe of the right foot I just finished sucking

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mj - the same one commented 2012-08-02 16:08:55 -0400 · Flag

Dick Morris: I Guarantee Bill Clinton Will Vote For Romney

Yeah, lil’ dick . . . you also “guaranteed” the 2008 presidential race would be a contest between Hillary Clinton and Condi Rice . . . and that Clinton wouldn’t win a second term as US Senator from NY.

I guess now I can be confident Bill Clinton will vote for President Obama . . .

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Sal Cicio commented 2012-08-02 16:02:56 -0400 · Flag

These damn subhumans. If Dick Morris was still a Democrat Hannity would refer to him as, “Clinton’s pal who tries to impress whores.” With his hypocrisy, Morris is more well suited to be a conservatard.

Chris commented 2012-08-02 15:59:26 -0400 · Flag

Little Dick Morris seems to be topping himself with more laughable bullshit each time he opens his toe sucking mouth.