Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick and Fox’s Laura Ingraham touted all the good news you never knew existed about illness, death and dying in Texas from the COVID-19 pandemic.

In his lapdog interview with Sean Hannity last night, Donald Trump stopped himself from comparing the American city of Chicago to Afghanistan -- because he considered that an insult to Afghanistan. “Great American” Hannity was fine with this brand of “patriotism.”

Donald Trump’s rambling, incoherent response to a softball question about his priorities for a second term is a good enough reason on its own not to re-elect him.

What’s Fox News to do when its own polling comes up with terrible results for Donald Trump and great news for Joe Biden? Why, try to delegitimize the findings, of course.

Fox’s Neil Cavuto seemed unimpressed when Interior Secretary David Bernhardt insisted that peaceful protesters at Lafayette Square had not been tear gassed, “only” pepper sprayed to make way for Donald Trump’s Bible photo op in front of St. John’s church.

I am certainly glad that John Bolton is finally spilling the beans about just how dangerously unfit for office Donald Trump is but let’s not forget that if Bolton had his way, we’d probably be at war with Iran, North Korea and probably Venezuela already.

Fox News host Martha MacCallum didn’t get the gotcha moments she clearly planned when she hosted Black Lives Matter’s Hawk Newsom tonight. Instead, he masterfully seized control of the conversation and, as the pièce de résistance, declared his reverence for a Black Jesus.

As the nation roils with unrest, Fox’s Brian Kilmeade threw fuel on the fire by suggesting that protesters are domestic enemies.

The Democrat-led House Judiciary Committee will begin an important hearing any minute on political interference at the Department of Justice. It already promised to be explosive, with testimony to come from Ex-Roger Stone prosecutor Aaron Zelinsky. But now, with the Michael Flynn case front and center in the news again today… well, buckle up!

Last week, while the country was roiled by massive Black Lives Matters protests over police killings and systemic racism, NY’s Cardinal Timothy Dolan went on Fox & Friends to discuss these relevant issues – Nah, just kidding. He used his time to praise Trump for bringing attention to the REAL Civil Rights issue which is – wait for it - school choice!!!!