In a Fox News iteration of the old Jesus' face in the piece of toast, Fox & Friends' Anna Kooiman waxed positively orgasmic over a photo in which a trick of the light looks like Jesus' cross. Seriously. Not kidding.
The segment began with the patented Fox & Friends "Keeping the Faith" logo displayed while heavenly choirs crooned in the background. Kooiman was filled with Christian enthusiasm as she reported on a photo in which light beams crossed which, to your average Christian Fox host and viewer, is surely a sign from above. She reported that a Michigan women "caught a glimpse of God's handiwork in an amazing photo" that, according to Kooiman, went viral after the photographer posted it on-line. Kooiman showed the photo in which the play of light, through clouds, creates a cross pattern.
Kooiman then tossed to photographer, Michelle Loraff, who noted that she didn't see the cross when she took the picture of the sunrise. The banner: "Breathtaking Image, Clouds Form Cross as Sunlight Shines Through." Loraff said that she showed the photo to her local weather station and the rest is history. Kooiman followed up with a comment about how, when people see the photo, they say "God is real, thank you for helping to renew my faith, all kinds of very inspirational messages" from a photo which, according to Kooiman, shows "great love from the inside out." The banner: "A Glimpse of God's Glory."
After Kooiman continued to gush over the awesomeness of the photo, she asserted that it "renewed my faith."
So the inner workings of a camera are actually God's handiwork?! Who knew? Obviously Anna Kooiman and the very Christian Fox & Friends!
Even though the crescent moon existed LONG before that filthy grub Mohammed stole it !!
But we won’t let FACTS like that get in the way of a typical bigoted rant….. hey Joe ??
I just know you’ll enjoy this Joe, & all sundry warped minds like yours:
PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS:
And, I’d just LOOOOOOVE to ask Ms Kooiman if this little bit of “God’s handiwork” might not be just a bit underwhelming. I mean, every month, “God’s handiwork” can be seen just by looking up at a clear night sky. It’s commonly called a “crescent moon”—you know, one of the symbols of Islam. Maybe God just like the Muslims better.