Toddy should lead the way. Oh wait! He’s a coward.

Yeah, invade another sovreign country to save a guy who may have broken the law there.

Sheeesh. Even the booklet given to US travellers going abroad tells them in no uncertain terms to obey the local law because the government won’t be bailing them out if they do anything seriously stupid. In reality, most cases involve idiots who get so blind, stinking drunk as to decide to take a swim in a public fountain or – more seriously – to tightrope-walk a bridge railing (they’d have a better chance of surviving if they did that over the water but they’re too drunk to think).

Then, there are the arrogant idiots who insist on their rights to impunity on the grounds that they are American. The Embassy may try to help these by hiring a lawyer and an interpretor, and also by making sure they have toothpaste while in custody (that seems to be the top priority). The Embassy will, however, move only if someone back home agrees to foot what is often a considerable bill (lawyers are the same the world over). Would Todd Starnes do that for the young man currently in custody? I could be wrong, but I seriously doubt it.

Turdles should lead the invasion. Some say that he often goes commando around the Fux Noise studios.

So, Toddles. You’d risk the lives of our troops to “rescue” a lawbreaker?

So I guess this means you’d support the full force of the US military to take down that scofflaw, Cliven Bundy. I mean, after all, he’s broken AMERICAN laws.

@ Thomas: That pretty much applies to everyone at FoxNoise. (Hell, it pretty much describe the whole of the right-wing noise machine.)

Todd, you go and handle this one for us, okay?

Todd Starnes Wants To Invade Mexico!