Despite Bill O'Reilly's belief that his "tips of the day" are sage pearls of wisdom that he so generously imparts to us mere mortal, they also serve to highlight how Bill can talk the talk but doesn't, or hasn't, walked the walk. That Bill doesn't practice what he preaches is reflected in his tip about ignoring "gutternsipes." The man who brought new meaning to the term "fuck it we'll do it live," gave us advice on venting anger. The man who specializes in personal attacks has advised us to be "magnanimous." And last week, he advised America's youth to keep their clothes on - a tip that showed us that, despite his persona as a devout Catholic traditionalist, O'Reilly is just a dirty, old man with a strange Miley Cyrus obsession. Bill's tip was also rich in irony considering that Bill O'Reilly is the man who brought new meaning to falafel and loofahs!
America's Daddy informed us that his tip was "about the kids." He emphatically stated that "unfortunately, many pop stars are bad role models." He added "Miley Cyrus comes to mind." After noting that Katy Perry is a huge success, things got creepy. Bill played audio of Perry breathlessly talking how she no longer feels the needs to get naked in order to be noticed. Perry spoke of how she has "taken it out" and that she's not being judgmental but saying that female pop stars should be able to play cards other than the "sexy card."
O'Reilly opined that Perry is "bringing rational discourse to a part of the world." He offered his tip for "American teenagers" who aren't exactly in Bill's key demo: "It does you no good at all to expose yourself in any way. That is keep your clothes on, keep your secrets, and keep your dignity. That means don't do anything dumb that could come back to bite you your whole life. The internet is forever."
ROFLMAO. This is the guy who, according to court documents that were part of a sexual harassment case brought by his then producer, Andrea Mackris, O'Reilly allegedly
- Admitted to having a vibrator "shaped like a cock with a battery in it."
- Bragged that a Balinese woman was "amazed" when she saw his penis.
- Fantasized about using loofah mits to massage Mackris' "spectacular" breasts while putting the "falafel thing" on Mackris' lower lady parts.
- Said he looked forward to cheating on his then pregnant wife with "hot" Italian women when he was in Italy visiting with the Pope.
- Was masturbating while engaging in unwanted phone sex.
These are just a few tidbits from a case which showed that Bill certainly wasn't averse to doing "anything dumb that could come back to bite" him. Talk about not "keeping your dignity." Assuming that Bill was talking about nude pics, his advice, in the age of the internet, is arguably practical - but nudies are one thing. Allegedly sexually harassing one's employee is quite another because not everybody is able to pay the big bucks, that O'Reilly allegedly did, to make it go away.
Oh, and speaking of nudity. If you want to see Bill and a naked lady, check it out here!
Billy is a certified mess. No wonder his ex left him. Good for her.
As far BOR and falafel, I can’t even see a box of it in the grocery store or see it on a restaurant menu without laughing. Believe me, it’s no fun having to explain why I’m laughing to my dinner companions – talking about how BOR wanted to rub falafel on some woman’s genitals seems to gross them out. :-]
Of course, it’s worth nothing that Katy started off as a Christian music artist AND FAILED. How does that happen? That’s really one of the most forgiving (pardon the pun) genres in the industry. She apparently wanted to be a star more than she wanted to praise the Lord so she “tarted” it up (and if she’d never released “I Kissed a Girl” and played the faux LUG card, she wouldn’t have taken off so quickly).