Paging all true Americans! Do you want to proudly proclaim your patriotic pride? Well, Bill O'Reilly has something for you. Not only can you pimp your ride; but you can show the rest of the world, particularly those 47% of moochers who voted for Obama cuz they want free stuff, that you don't need no stinking welfare. Thanks to extraordinary American Bill O'Reilly, you can own (or give as a Christmas - not Hanukkah - gift) a free "Self-Reliant Americans on Board" bumper sticker if you purchase $19.95 or more of his stuff (some of which is made in the USA). You know you're better than "those people," so act now to prove it!
Just imagine how good you'll feel cruising around minority neighborhoods with that red, white, and blue Bill O'Reilly seal of approval. Park in a welfare office lot just to see the shame on the faces of all those lazy moochers when they see what real Americans look like. (Or better, park next to a center for disabled children or senior center cuz you know there's some freeloading going on there!) Be the first in your gated community to have one and if you get it, flaunt it!
And, if you still have your Bill O'Reilly "We Say Merry Christmas" O'Reilly bumper sticker, don't forget to ride around Jewish neighborhoods just to show the real reason for the season.
Hmmmm, if Bill is promoting "traditional" values, shouldn't he have a "Heterosexually Married Couple on Board" bumper sticker just to stick it to those values destroying homos? Work on it Bill. I'm sure there must be a market out there somewhere!!!!
Cafe Press has these bumper stickers which say it all!