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Dr. Keith Ablow Says His Cache Of Weapons Is "Way Normal"

Posted by Priscilla 0.20pc on October 06, 2012 · Flag

There are folks, out there (double entendre intended), who are hoarding food and weapons because they fear a nuclear Armageddon brought on by the Iranians. While we can't say, for sure, that they are clinically disturbed, their thought processes do seem to be consistent with what those in the mental health profession define as paranoia - and if not, perhaps a touch of OCD. Who knows? I'll leave it to the professionals such as Fox News' "Medical A Team" member, Dr. Keith Ablow, who thinks that hoarding "enormous" caches of weapons, in advance of an Iranian precipitated nuclear holocaust, is "way normal." True story!

During a Fox & Friends First "Normal or Nuts" segment, earlier this week, Ablow was asked, via a viewer question, if amassing vast stores of food and "defensive ordinance" is normal. Ablow responded that if is “way normal." Because how can this guy be crazy when the Iranians are close to getting a nuclear weapon? It may be that the rest of us who aren’t amassing survival gear are the crazy ones."

To Ainsley Earhardt's question of where those NY'ers, who live in small apartments, could store their stuff, Ablow responded that he has a cache in his apartment where Ainsley is "welcome, anytime."

Okaaayyy....uh-huh....yeah right..... (Pssst, Ainsley, don't take him up on his offer!)

Put it this way, I wouldn't want to be Ablow's patient, especially if I'm not making sufficient progress. But really, Dr. Ablow might want to check his DSM IV as paranoid ideation isn't classified as "way normal" and if he thinks it is, it might be Ablow who needs a check-up from the neck-up. Rather than "way normal," could we say it's way strange and unsettling?  The answer is Ablowing in the wind? (Ouch!)

 And BTW, isn't Ablow's pal, Glenn Beck ready for the end times?


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Tim Felder commented 2012-10-07 13:00:21 -0400 · Flag
Suppliers of RW paranoid psycho wingnut conspiracy theorists are having boom times and it is a stimulus to the economy. Let them have at it. Guns, dried food, fallout and blast shelters, etc. They are creating jobs. It’s a win-win.
truman commented 2012-10-07 09:41:31 -0400 · Flag
“Dr” Allblow is normally nuts.
Kent Brockman commented 2012-10-07 07:33:30 -0400 · Flag
Imagine the impact if all RW Crazies began to purchase supplies for their pet Survival Project. Massive shortages & black market prices on everything needed. This is where the RW Crazies really fall down on economics, as they did when RayGun StarWars was dropped. Engineering estimates for setting up a viable StarWars (hey, why not “StartWars”), included 24 space shuttle launches per month for three years to get the material in orbit. RW_Crazies didn’t get it.
Kent Brockman commented 2012-10-07 07:28:42 -0400 · Flag
The niche market for RW_Crazies’ supplies went up 300+ points.
Average American Patriot commented 2012-10-06 23:30:57 -0400 · Flag
What good Dr. Ablow needs is lots, lots, lots of tender, loving Lorazepam.

His BFF the sht flinging Baboon Beck was predicting “riots on the streets this Summer” to Billdo.

After the segment, Billdo ran off to buy batteries for his 10,000 “shoes” collection.

Way normal!
Visitor 55 commented 2012-10-06 18:57:21 -0400 · Flag
It’s more likely that “doctor” Allblow’s large cache of weapons is his way of over compensating for a very small penis.
Aria Prescott commented 2012-10-06 18:55:52 -0400 · Flag
If someone launches a nuke at the US, I’m praying to be one of the people killed in the blast. I can’t think of one reason to want to live in a sterile wasteland that will slowly kill you by a combination of poisoning and starvation.

In fact, the only people I can think of that would are the same people who wished they could live in the game Fallout: New Vegas.
bemused commented 2012-10-06 17:05:33 -0400 · Flag
I agree, Dave. It’s the ignorance that floors me. How can they not know that radioactivity lasts well beyond the few weeks or months of provisions they can store in a home? Better to take over a supermarket but even that won’t do more than delay death for a couple of years assuming nobody drops in to share the goodies.

In 1961(or was it 62?), when the whole of the South was locked down during a little spitting contest over some Soviet missiles in Cuba, some of us decided that the bunkers were not for us. Why spend two weeks in cramped quarters only to die an agonising death from radioactive poisoning? We had a party on the lawn.
Dave Ables commented 2012-10-06 16:12:25 -0400 · Flag
That was disturbing on many different levels.
(shudders)
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