Todd Starnes Notices Male Thongs & Leather Chaps At Gay Pride Parade

Fox radio's Todd Starnes is a very good Christian heterosexual bachelor who has a very big problem with gays who, he believes, are trying to take over good Christian American with their "militant" gay agenda. And to fight against this nefarious evil, he has taken on the task of exposing this pernicious plot by reporting bogus affronts, by the gay community, towards "God-loving Americans" and tweeting homophobic bullshit like how someday traditional marriage will be a hate crime and "militant" gays are taking over the public school system. And in his quest to reveal the horrors that the LGBT community is unleashing on real Americans, Todd is willing to go into the belly of the beast and expose his very heterosexual self to the Brooklyn gay pride parade. It was a tough job but Todd had to do it. And in so doing, he was quite observant. Among his tweets which mocked the participants he noticed "lots of male thongs and leather chaps." Hmmmm...........

Be so scared!

Straight eye for the queer guys?

Oh nooooo............

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al in la commented 2012-06-11 20:49:21 -0400 · Flag

“Todd Starnes” would be a great name for a gay porn star. (A bottom of course).

Lakeview Greg commented 2012-06-11 16:43:45 -0400 · Flag

I need a cigarette.

Yakki PsD commented 2012-06-11 15:24:50 -0400 · Flag

Methinks the man protests too much.

truman commented 2012-06-11 13:32:47 -0400 · Flag

@doors17. Now that you mention it, John Wayne also had that funny, sidestep walk. And he always seemed to favor hanging out with the other cowboys rather than the girls in the local saloon. Some might say that the Duke may have been a bit of a Duchess.

doors17 commented 2012-06-11 07:53:17 -0400 · Flag

Shhhh, don’t say anthing to Todd, but John Wayne wore leather chaps in several of his movies.

doors17 commented 2012-06-11 07:31:56 -0400 · Flag

I wonder what Todd thinks of those who dress up like Benjamin Franklin at Tea Party rallies?

Now that he’s mentioned it, I grew up 15 miles from Pasadena, and every year at the Rose Parade they had flowers on all the floats. What’s up with that?

Rick Patel commented 2012-06-11 05:18:31 -0400 · Flag

“Gay pride”? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

Scott from Toronto commented 2012-06-11 01:59:01 -0400 · Flag

Mr. Starnes, why don’t you just come out of the closet, and live the rest of your life in peace and without all the faux rage you now embrace. Good luck to you.

Joseph West commented 2012-06-10 23:25:21 -0400 · Flag

The “officer” who answered Starnes’ baiting question about “straight pride” SHOULD have said, “Take your pick—St Patrick’s Day or Columbus Day. Or you can always go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras*.”

*Okay—Mardi Gras doesn’t really discriminate against gays as a lot of the krewes who sponsor the floats include LGBT members, and I believe a couple are all-LGBT. But, let’s face it—there are a lot more straight folks (not all of whom are Catholics) than LGBTs hanging out in New Orleans for Mardi Gras.

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Aria Prescott commented 2012-06-10 20:42:09 -0400 · Flag

Classy- isn’t he?

truman commented 2012-06-10 20:26:39 -0400 · Flag

Toddie’s gay obsession will ultimately lead to his arrest in a bus station men’s room.

Visitor 55 commented 2012-06-10 19:29:08 -0400 · Flag

With obvious lust, little toddie notices male thongs and leather chaps but is very upset that none of the gays noticed him.

Poor little toddie…rejected again.

Lakeview Greg commented 2012-06-10 19:16:11 -0400 · Flag

There’s a word for wanna-bes like Todd.
Bottom.

Gay or straight,
Love is great!