Bill O'Reilly's Mandatory Residential Open Door Policy

Be thankful that you are not Bill O'Reilly's 13 year old daughter. Bill's latest column, about the travails of a dad (obviously Bill) who is attempting to deal with a 13 year old girl, is an occasionally amusing; but, as with anything else connected to O'Reilly, is more than vaguely discomforting. His latest missive details his frustration with a daughter who enjoys all the things that normal 13 year old girls do - like Glee and Harry Potter. So rather than letting the poor kid enjoy being a teen, he has established rules of conduct which include the requirement that the girl learn history so that, I guess, she can participate in highly stimulating intellectual discussions with her father. But what strikes me as troubling is the rule that that "no door in the house is closed unless there is a dressing situation" in order to "discourage Internet chicanery and encourage lively conversation." The girl, who is smart enough to recognize that her dad has no social skills, is annoyed. And that's understandable because other than "dressing situations," she's not allowed any privacy. Ick?

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Yakki PsD commented 2012-05-28 04:12:52 -0400 · Flag

What’s Billo want a kid to read history for? I mean,a kid reading actual history would certainly question him on his books,and is certain to be a PITA for questioning daddy Bill about what a bs work he did in them.

Is Billo looking forawrd to the time his 13 year old laughs in his face and calls him a hack?

Or when he says ‘history books’,he means reading daddy’s rediculous screeds and choice works from Glen Beck?

Dale Jones commented 2012-05-28 03:46:38 -0400 · Flag

I,m sure Bill will teach his daughter his own personal version of revisionist history, where Nazis were actually leftist and occultist..so as to ensure her future role in the party propaganda ministry …As far as his daughter wanting meaningful and stimulating conversation"… He should consider himself lucky if she even speaks to him, let alone be seen with him in public!… As a former "teenager’ myself..I speak with some authority on the matter.(.lol)..If a ride to school was necessary, no less than a block away was my demand for being dropped of…If mom and I went to the movies, a minimum of 3 rows of separation was required, not because my mom was some type of freak or uncool…it was just “being a teen” that idea of someone you might know would see you hanging out with your folks..And his “doors only open” policy must come from some long ago phobia of sexuality..(I’m sure this comes from his repressed youth as a student of the catholic church

Bruce Singer commented 2012-05-28 00:07:15 -0400 · Flag

Kent, send me your mailing address (to besinger@mac.com)…….and I’ll send you an autographed copy of my new book “O’REILLYISMS: 100% PURE BILL! (No Spin!!)” for your Newshound archives. Keep those foxes out of the henhouse. bruce and swami :-)

Bruce Singer commented 2012-05-27 23:35:24 -0400 · Flag

Kent: Thanks for writing…On Google, type in “Amazon.com oreillyisms”…..
Look at “Look inside the book” on the O’REILLYISM cover posted and check out 10 really good O’Reillyisms you probably have never seen before (or maybe you have?)….it’s hilarious…Thanks for writing back. Best Regards, bruce and swami :-)

Kent Brockman commented 2012-05-27 22:21:11 -0400 · Flag

At 63 years old Billdo is is a grandparent to his 13 year old. He has an 8 year old son also. I have the impression Billdo did not really look forward to children (too busy looking at himself in the mirror of warped Fux media), so maybe some fertility clinic was utilized. I hope that’s the case, Billdo should be the end of the line for his kind.

vermontdave commented 2012-05-27 17:56:18 -0400 · Flag

@Barbara S., Thx for posting that.
BTW,
http://www.bradenton.com/2012/05/26/4052934/bill-oreilly-are-teenagers-really.html

vermontdave commented 2012-05-27 17:54:12 -0400 · Flag

I still have a copy of “Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly”

These kind of books are always fun.

Bruce Singer commented 2012-05-27 16:15:22 -0400 · Flag

Wow…. to be 13 years old again…..(then again, once per lifetime is enough).
When O’Reilly admits that his 13 year old is probably right—-that he has no social skills—-and the only thing he is suited for is to bloviate to 4.5 million beings a night and collect several million dollars for his most valuable contribution to the “social fabric” of America. Falafel for all my friends…

HEY, check out the latest and greatest O’REILLYISM book….called “O’REILLYISMS: 100% PURE BILL!” Go check it out at Amazon—-you can look at the “Inside this book” feature for FREE and catch some outrageous O’Reillyisms. O’Reillyisms is also on KINDLE for 99 cents….such a deal !! It’s Bill O at his most hilarious…you gotta’ check it out. -Swami

Anne-claire Souza commented 2012-05-27 12:06:23 -0400 · Flag

Bile with his extremely creepy ideas about sex and women in general is going to have a super rough time when his thirteen year old starts butting heads with him.personally I would rather die then be his daughter because until the day that he tucks her into a marriage with the man he approves of the girl’s life is going to be “Hell”.I’m convinced there will be lots of press in the future about the O’Reillys and it wont be the kind he will enjoy.

Barbara S. commented 2012-05-26 22:02:34 -0400 · Flag

BTW,
http://www.bradenton.com/2012/05/26/4052934/bill-oreilly-are-teenagers-really.html

You can actually post comments! I’m just saying’…

Barbara S. commented 2012-05-26 21:57:16 -0400 · Flag

Truman, we can only hope so. Also while he was writing his porn novel.

truman commented 2012-05-26 14:18:25 -0400 · Flag

@Barbara S. Excellent question. Did Bildo close the door while he was masturbating and sexually harassing Andrea Mackris with explicit phone sex?

Lakeview Greg commented 2012-05-26 13:09:51 -0400 · Flag

I dunno, there is a creepiness factor here that hangs in the room like a 500 pound loofah.

Barbara S. commented 2012-05-26 12:33:24 -0400 · Flag

What about loofah or falafel situation? Can the door be shut then?

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Bill O'Reilly's Mandatory Residential Open Door Policy