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Glenn Beck “Predicts” That The Left Will Be Praying For His Show To Come Back

Reported by Guest Blogger - April 8, 2011 -

By Aria

Yep, according to a radio drama prediction Glenn Beck made … in April of 2012, everyone on the left will be “crapping" themselves over missing Beck. "You'll crap yourself more than when you were a baby... praying to Jesus," Beck said to "us" the left. According to Beck, by this time next year, in addition to "crapping," we'll be pleading for him to be returned to his five o’clock time slot on Fox News. Color me skeptical, but I’m pretty sure that if the world becomes bad enough to have me in that state, I’ll be asking the statue for survival experts, scientists, soldiers and agricultural experts in whatever order I need them long before I pay enough mind to Glenn Beck to wonder if he’s even still alive. Just a thought.

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