Sunday Funnies: People Who Think We're Fox News
Reported by Ellen - January 10, 2010 -
We still get plenty of email from folks who can't tell us apart from Fox News. Rather than taking the time to forward it and, knowing that the "fair and balanced" folks read this site, I thought I'd share with everyone. After all, who can't use a good chuckle on a Sunday? Names and identifying information have been removed to protect the ignorant.
It struck me that so many of the emails were sent around the time of Thanksgiving.
November 22, 2009
Re Urgent Michelle Malkin
The money national science foundation received, Andrea Messer, Peter Wilif are connected with Al Gore , Carl Zeiss and the White House, I think the money is for AL Gore. Carl Zeiss has taken me on a long train to no where regarding my discovery of lagerstatten fossils.
These fossils will end theories on global warming. There is something very wrong here, to long to type. Now I hear they are going to study fossils, thatâs a lie, they have had my fossils over a year. Check out Carl Zeiss, I believe it will open a few new doors.
If you want to know the rest of the story please call, due to all the deceit, and out and out lies I have been through with fossils, I believe I am on to something. These people wasted so much of my time.
Names you have question about regarding this foundation just add @zeiss.com, you will see they are all related, to AL Gore, White House.
November 26, 2009
I and many of frustated customers have been standing in electronics dept of walmart anderson sc liberty hwy since 11pm waiting on the advertised ipods that stated will be available starting friday which is technically 1200 but we are being told now 5am, the crowd is growing in number, rage and anger and increasing the potential for fatalities and injuries in a crowd rushing! Please send us publicility and help b/c walmart corporate customer service will not help us!
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Note: That emailer wrote again, this time asking that we "call back for more info" and leaving her phone number.
November 22, 2009
(We can't be sure this one was meant for Fox but thought it worth posting anyway)
Was the Fort Hood shooting perpetrated by radical Muslim Jihadist an orchestrated distraction? Was the shooting timed to prevent coverage of the Nov 5th D.C. Health Care Rally at the Capital Building? Was there a direct connection between Hasan and Obama? Did Rahm or Axelrod or someone else in the Administration who knew Hasan was a "loose canon" give Hasan his "marching orders?"
Shouldn't these be the questions the media is asking? Why is the media silent on this connection?
Homeland Security Policy Institute
PROCEEDINGS REPORT OF THE HSPI PRESIDENTIAL TRANSITION TASK FORCE
April 2008-January 2009
Check out page 29 of the PDF which lists Hasan's name. Download it to your hard-drive before the internet czar makes it disappear.
January 10, 2010
Please tell Douglas his intolerance is palpable and if he believes what he says so what if he is outnumbered and last but not least will he still be blaming Bush in 30yrs
November 7, 2009
Fox TV,
Need help.
I have received a e-mail indicating that Fox is going to have a program about Obama at 9.00 PM EST Sunday November 8. Is that true?
Appreciate your help as many people were planning to watch.
Thanks,
January 9, 2010
Where can I see the videotape of Candidate Obama promising
transparency via C-SPAN (eight times) for all health care negotiations please?
November 23, 2009
could send this on to friends but thought it would be more prudent to send to you to read & make sure this is accurate. If true it should be SHARED with YOUR audience.
God help us if this is what is contained in the bill!!
----- Original Message -----
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 23, 2009 7:32 PM
Subject: Doctor's Letter to Sen. Bayh of Indiana - very interesting!!!
Check this out.
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Sun, Nov 22, 2009 8:36 pm
Subject: [Fwd: Doctor's Letter to Sen. Bayh of Indiana - very interesting!!!]]
---------------------------- Original Message ----------------------------
Subject: Doctor's Letter to Sen. Bayh of Indiana - very interesting!!!]
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>>
>> A friend of ours sent this to us. Thought you might like to read SOME
of what's in the House legislation on healthcare.
>>
>> Everyone should read this and pay close attention. An Indianapolis
doctor's letter to Sen. Bayh about the
>> Bill (Note: Dr. Stephen E. Frazer, MD practices as an
anesthesiologist in
>> Indianapolis , IN )
>>
>> Here is a letter to Senator Bayh. Feel free to copy it and send it
>> around to all other representatives. -- Stephen Fraser
>>
>> Senator Bayh,
>>
>> > As a practicing physician I have major concerns with the health care
bill before Congress. I actually have read the
>> > bill and am shocked by the brazenness of the government's proposed
involvement in the patient-physician relationship. The very idea that
the government will dictate and ration patient care is dangerous and
certainly not helpful in designing a health care system that works
for all. Every physician I work with agrees that we need to fix our
health care system, but the proposed bills currently making their way
through congress will be a disaster if passed.
>> >
>> > I ask you respectfully and as a patriotic American to look at the
following troubling lines that I have read in the
>> > bill. You cannot possibly believe that these proposals are in the
best interests of the country and our fellow
>> > citizens.
>> >
>> > Page 22 of the HC Bill: Mandates that the Govt will audit books of
all employers that self-insure!!
>> >
>> > Page 30 Sec 123 of HC bill: THERE WILL BE A GOVT COMMITTEE that
decides what treatments/benefits you get.
>> >
>> > Page 29 lines 4-16 in the HC bill: YOUR HEALTH CARE IS RATIONED!!!
>> >
>> > Page 42 of HC Bill: The Health Choices Commissioner will choose your
HC benefits for you. You have no choice!
>> >
>> > Page 50 Section 152 in HC bill: HC will be provided to ALL non-US
citizens, illegal or otherwise.
>> >
>> > Page 58 HC Bill: Govt will have real-time access to individuals'
finances & a 'National ID Health card' will be issued!
>> >
>> > Page 59 HC Bill lines 21-24: Govt will have direct access to your
bank accounts for elective funds transfer.
>> >
>> > Page 65 Sec 164: Is a payoff subsidized plan for retirees and their
families in unions & community organizations: (ACORN).
>> >
>> > Page 84 Sec 203 HC bill: Govt mandates ALL benefit packages for
private HC plans in the 'Exchange.'
>> >
>> > Page 85 Line 7 HC Bill: Specifications of Benefit Levels for Plans
-- The Govt will ration your health care!
>> >
>> > Page 91 Lines 4-7 HC Bill: Govt mandates linguistic appropriate
services. (Translation: illegal aliens.)
>> >
>> > Page 95 HC Bill Lines 8-18: The Govt will use groups (i.e. ACORN &
Americorps to sign up individuals for Govt HC
>> > plan.)
>>
>> Page 85 Line 7 HC Bill: Specifications of Benefit Levels for Plans.
(AARP members - your health care WILL be
>> > rationed!)
>>
>> > Page 102 Lines 12-18 HC Bill: Medicaid eligible individuals will be
automatically enrolled in Medicaid. (No choice.)
>> >
>> > Page 12 4 lines 24-25 HC: No company can sue GOVT on price fixing. No
"judicial review" against Govt monopoly.
>> >
>> > Page 127 Lines 1-16 HC Bill: Doctors/ American Medical Association -
The Govt will tell YOU what salary you can
>> > make.
>> >
>> > Page 145 Line 15-17: An Employer MUST auto-enroll employees into
public option plan. (NO choice!)
>> >
>> > Page 126 Lines 22-25: Employers MUST pay for HC for part-time
employees AND their families.
>> > (Employees shouldn't get excited about this as employers will be
forced to reduce its work force, benefits, and wages/salaries to
cover such a huge expense.)
>> >
>> > Page 149 Lines 16-24: ANY Employer with payroll 401k & above who does
not provide public option will pay 8%
>> > tax on all payroll! (See the last comment in parenthesis.)
>>
>> > Page 150 Lines 9-13: A business with payroll between $251K & $401K
who doesn't provide public option will pay 2-6% tax on all payroll.
>> >
>> > Page 167 Lines 18-23: ANY individual who doesn't have acceptable HC
according to Govt will be taxed 2.5% of
>> > income.
>> >
>> > Page 170 Lines 1-3 HC Bill: Any NONRESIDENT Alien is exempt from
individual taxes. (Americans will pay.)
>> >
>> > Page 195 HC Bill: Officers & employees of the GOVT HC Admin.. will
have access to ALL Americans' finances and
>> > personal records.
>> >
>> > Page 203 Line 14-15 HC: "The tax imposed under this section shall not
be treated as tax." (Yes, it
>> > really says that!)
>> >
>> > Page 239 Line 14-24 HC Bill: Govt will reduce physician services for
Medicaid Seniors. (Low-income and the poor are
>> > affected.)
>> >
>> > Page 241 Line 6-8 HC Bill: Doctors: It doesn't matter what specialty
you have trained yourself in -- you will all be
>> > paid the same! (Just TRY to tell me that's not Socialism!)
>> >
>> > Page 253 Line 10-18: The Govt sets the value of a doctor's time,
profession, judgment, etc. (Literally-- the value of humans.)
>> >
>> > Page 265 Sec 1131: The Govt mandates and controls productivity for
"private" HC industries.
>> >
>> > Page 268 Sec 1141: The federal Govt regulates the rental and purchase
of power driven wheelchairs.
>> >
>> > Page 272 SEC. 1145: TREATMENT OF CERTAIN CANCER HOSPITALS - Cancer
patients - welcome to rationing!
>> >
>> > Page 280 Sec 1151: The Govt will penalize hospitals for whatever the
Govt deems preventable (i.e...re-admissions).
>> >
>> > Page 298 Lines 9-11: Doctors: If you treat a patient during initial
admission that results in a re-admission -- the Govt
>> > will penalize you.
>> >
>> > Page 317 L 13-20: PROHIBITION on ownership/investment. (The Govt
tells doctors what and how much they can own!)
>> >
>> > Page 317-318 lines 21-25, 1-3: PROHIBITION on expansion. (The Govt is
mandating that hospitals cannot
>> > expand.)
>>
>> > Page 321 2-13: Hospitals have the opportunity to apply for exception
BUT community input is required. (Can you say ACORN?)
>> >
>> > Page 335 L 16-25 Pg 336-339: The Govt mandates establishment of=2
outcome-based measures. (HC the way they
>> > want -- rationing.)
>> > Page 341 Lines 3-9: The Govt has authority to disqualify Medicare
Advance Plans, HMOs, etc. (Forcing people into the Govt plan)
>> >
>> > Page 354 Sec 1177: The Govt will RESTRICT enrollment of 'special
needs people!' Unbelievable!
>> >
>> > Page 379 Sec 1191: The Govt creates more bureaucracy via a
"Tele-Health Advisory Committee." (Can you
>> > say HC by phone?)
>> >
>> > Page 425 Lines 4-12: The Govt mandates "Advance-Care Planning
Consult." (Think senior citizens end-of-life patients.)
>> >
>> > Page 425 Lines 17-19: The Govt will instruct and consult regarding
living wills, durable powers of attorney, etc.
>> > (And it's mandatory!)
>>
>> > Page 425 Lines 22-25, 426 Lines 1-3: The Govt provides an "approved"
list of end-of-life resources; & nbsp;guiding you in death. (Also
called 'assisted suicide.')
>> >
>> > Page 427 Lines 15-24: The Govt mandates a program for orders on
"end-of-life." (The Govt has a say in how your life ends!)
>> >
>> > Page 429 Lines 1-9: An "advanced-care planning consultant" will be
used frequently as a patient's health deteriorates.
>> >
>> > Page 429 Lines 10-12: An "advanced care consultation" may include an
ORDER for end-of-life plans. (AN ORDER TO DIE FROM THE
GOVERNMENT?!?)
>> >
>> > Page 429 Lines 13-25: The GOVT will specify which doctors can write
an end-of-life order. (I wouldn't want to stand
>> > before God after getting paid for THAT job!)
>> >
>> > Page 430 Lines11-15: The Govt will decide what level of treatment you
will have at end-of-life! (Again -- no choice!)
>> >
>> > Page 469: Community-Based Home Medical Services = Non-Profit
Organizations. (Hello? ACORN Medical Services here!?!)
>> >
>> > Page 489 Sec 1308: The Govt will cover marriage and family therapy.
(Which means Govt will insert itself into
>> > your marriage even.)
>> >
>> > Page 494-498: Govt will cover Mental Health Services including
defining, creating, and rationing those services.
>> >
>> > Senator, I guarantee that I personally will do everything possible to
inform patients and my fellow physicians about
>> > the dangers of the proposed bills you and your colleagues are debating.
>> >
>> > Furthermore, if you vote for a bill that enforces socialized medicine
on the country and destroys the doctor-patient
>> > relationship, I will do everything in my power to make sure you lose
your job in the next election.
>> >
>> > Respectfully,
>> >
>> > Stephen E. Fraser, MD
>> > _____________________________
>>
>> Dear Reader,
>> I urge you to use the power that you were born with (and the power
that may soon be taken away) and circulate this email to as many
people as you can reach. The Power of the People can stop this from
happening to us, our parents, our grandparents, our children, and to
following generations.
>>
>>
