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This is the Beck Week That Comes; The Halloween Edition

Reported by Guest Blogger - October 18, 2009 -

Guest blogged by Aunty Em

The bewitching holiday, when ghosts and goblins run amok through the streets to shout “Trick or Treat!” is also when adults love to play dress-up. Some dress to scare, others dress up to be kinky. Because we suspect that Glenda Beck’s many mouth-breathing fans are both, we bring to you, as a public service, “How to Dress Up Like Glenn Beck for Halloween.”

“The Glenn Beck Report” has a choice of two masks, depending on how scary you wish to be. Print out the PDF and be prepared to scare the Socialism right out of your neighbours.

Meanwhile, no self-respecting Beckerini impersonator is without props. Whether it’s frogs, phones or, of course, money, no stalwart Beckerhead would be seen without one of these.

A tip for families: Mothers, if your child insists on going out as Ben Gleck on All Hallows Eve, don’t discourage them. Psychologists say that wearing scary costumes, especially by boys, is just a phase. If you have some D-I-Y skills, you can even help them. Paint any surface with this stuff, and then use this paper to print out funny faces and words and VOILA, your precocious little one will give Resident Evil masks a run for their money this year.

NB: Void where prohibited; News Hounds is not responsible in the case of natural disaster or angry mob.

With all my love,

Aunty Em