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O'Reilly And Miller Joke About Torture

Reported by Ellen - January 29, 2009 -

As part of “Miller Time” on last night's (1/28/09) O'Reilly Factor, Dennis Miller and Bill O'Reilly yukked it up about opening a themepark dedicated to waterboarding. With video.

Before they got to the waterboarding, Miller and O'Reilly chuckled over Barack Obama's interview with Al-Arabiya television which they mispronounced as “Al Arabia.” “Don't hold it against us that we're not terrorists,” Miller quipped about Obama's choice of Al-Arabiya, instead of a US network, for his first interview since becoming president. “That doesn't make us bad people.”

Then, at about 6 minutes into the video below, O'Reilly deadpanned, “Miller and I are involved in a new business partnership.” What's the partnership? A new themepark called, “Waterboard World.”

Miller then regaled viewers with an anecdote about a caller to his radio show. According to him, the caller suggested, “Change the public relations of waterboarding. Say that people are emitting too much CO2 and when you pour water down their nose, it cuts into their CO2 exhalation.”

“So it's better for the planet!” O'Reilly said.

“And we can sell it – greenboarding!” Miller added.

O'Reilly, really getting into the fun of it, added, “You buy one ticket, take the kids and everybody'll be waterboarded.”

Miller began to sing, to the tune of “Surfin' USA,” “If everybody had a cheesecloth, across the USA...”

A real knee-slapper.

NOTE: Apparently, the video code is no good. Neither is the code for a link. I'll say right now (because I know FOXNews.com people read this blog), FOX News' website sucks big time and it's not just the bias. It's ridiculously difficult to navigate and there are some places where videos have linking and embed codes and others where they don't.

In the meanwhile, the video is still viewable here. It's called "Miller Time 1/28."