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Mailbox Unfunnies - XXII

Reported by Nancy - November 16, 2007 -

Start your weekend early, with our most recent collection of hate mail, exactly as they appear in our inbox. Names & other possibly identifying info have been deleted to protect these idiots. The first one, while long & predictably incoherent, is my personal fave of this batch. Enjoy!

WARNING: Most of these are pretty mild, but there is some vile language in a few, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread.


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Subject: I SUPPORT FOX NEWS AND IM A RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE!!
YOU DAM LIBERALS ARE ALL THE SAME!! YOU DON'T LIKE TO DEBATE THE RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE SIDE OF POLITICS OR EVEN TOPICS LIKE GLOBAL WARMING!! ALL YOU DO IS COVER UP THE TRUTHS AND WANT TO GET OUT YOUR CRAZED LEFT WING IDEAS AND BELIEFS. TO SUPPORT A CRAZED UNFIT COLLEGE PROFESSOR WANNABE LIKE WARD CHURCHILL, OH BUT NO IS FIRED BY UNV. COLORADO WITCH HE DESERVED TO BE!!! YOU IDIOTS BELIEVE FOX NEWS IS UNFAIR WHEN ALL THEY DO IS GIVE TRUE MEANINGS AND TRUE STORIES TO ALL NEWS STORIES,DEBATES AND MOST OF ALL FACTS!!! WHERE IS YOUR PROOF GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING TO HAPPEN! WHERE IS YOUR PROOF PRESIDENT BUSH MADE 9-11 HAPPEN  OR HAD FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE THAT IS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! YOU IDIOTS SUPPORT HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY AND THAT FAT PIG ROSIE THE LESBIAN O'DONNELL!!! AND HER CRAZY THEORIES ABOUT 9-11 THAT HAVE NO BASIS EVEN BEING TALKED ABOUT!!  I MYSELF SPENT 4 YEARS IN THE ARMY, THAT IM DAM PROUD I SERVED MY COUNTRY!!! I VOTED AND WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH!!!! IM FOR THE WAR IN IRAQ!!!! IF AMERICA DOESN'T STOP A BLOODY DICTATOR LIKE HIM WHO WILL!!! WHY DON'T OTHER COUNTRIES LIKE THE ONES INVOLVED IN THE U.N. AND YOUR CLOSE FRIEND NOW IRAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT DA FOUR!!! WHY DON'T YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO ON FOX NEWS AND DEBATE ALL YOUR STUPID BELIEFS WITH SEAN HANNITY, BILL ORIELLY, JOHN GIBSON, NEAL CAVUTO!! BECAUSE YOU ALL HIDE ON THE INTERNET AND LET THE LOSERS LIKE BILL MORAH AND FAT BOY MICHAEL MOORE DO ALL YOUR TALKING FOR YOU!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO GO ON HANNITY AND COLMES AND DEBATE THEM IN A HALF HOUR SEGMENT!! BUT OF COURSE YOU WILL NOT DO IT!!! YOU WILL JUST HIDE ON YOUR FALSE FACT WEB SITE AND YOUR YOU TUBE FALSE NEWS VIDEOS TO GET YOUR CRAP LEFT WING POINTS ACROSS. YOU LEFT WING SICKOS!!!

A snide reply from one of my colleagues was immediately followed by: 
GOOD, STILL NOT IMPRESSED  WITH YOUR ASS WEB SITE!!!!! LIBERAL BASTARD!!! ROFL!!!!! TO YOU

When my colleague didn't respond to that, he followed with:
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, YOU LEFT WING LOSERS NEVER HAVE ANY ANSWERS THAT MAKE SENSE ANY WAYS!! GO SPOUT  YOUR NONSENSE TO YOUR HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS FRIENDS IDIOT!!!

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Subject: FAIR AND BALANCED
News whores, Thanks for   showing (once again)  we the people ,the way communists operate. As does media matters and the kos.All a bunch of spineless wusses that sit around in their bathrobes watching  and listening for a slip of the Tung  from us on the right. But remember  we are also watching and connecting the dots between the dems and all the commie web sites who try to help them. So thanks again for pointing us in the right direction.  We now know Hillary is behind Media Matters , and we can fight her in the open.

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Subject: phoney website
I like what your idiots post, it shows they watch rush and hannity, you should also watch/listen to boortz Get enough balls to go on the fox t v with hannity and o rielly and say what you do on this site but don't have the guts to say to their face.Bring it on wimps!!!

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Subject: viewer watching
Who ever takes Rushes story out  of it`s oriegenal content`s is nothing but a Democrat and doesn`t want any one to follow up and find out what they are up to. Rush was stating about the one`s that are foney`s that said that they were over there and never was so how does that come down to Senter Ried said he always has to put his notworthy comment`s just like the reat of the Dem`s. do. They are up to something to shock the Voters into voteing for there side witch is all about power and Tax`s and how to make the people that work more poor than they are. Prople need to take a stand and have all Dem`s. fired and see how much they will scream for they are up to no good. We have to take a stand for our Country is at War and the Dem`s. haven`t help our country at all made it more hard for the Americans to see what wrong they about to do to our Country. We need to have The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Stand up and say enough is enough. Stand up America for our rights as Americans are on a shakey ground.
Hope we are not to late.
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Subject: Fox News
You "Beads and Sandals" folks cover "Fox News" so "we don't have to!"? You cover "Fox" because you don't want us to hear the other side of the issue! You are mighty greedy ! Sure "Fox" is "Right-Wing",but what you decline to admit,you Bolshevik slimes, is that CBS,NBC,ABC,CNBC and,CNN are all "Left-Wing"! You yearn for the "Good Old Days" when Walter Cronkite("The most trusted man & etc...")and his "Comrades"could lie at will with no one to hold them accountable! Good luck in your efforts to send "Fox" to the "Gulag",I'm sure that "The Central Committee",are mighty pleased with you "useful idiots"!
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Subject: FW: Re: Petraeus hearing
The Democrats allowed Code Pink wackos into the Petraeus hearing to disrupt and protest. This is the Democrat Party, folks, for the entire country to see.
 
BELOW IS AN IDIOTS RESPONSE TO THE ABOVE STATEMENT---I SURE THAT YOU AGREE WITH HIM

I dont think the Democrats control the door to the hearing room. It is open to the public. However I am glad we still allow protest in this country. This war has been a disaster. No one on this e-mail list is safer today because of the war In Iraq. Billions of dollars wasted and all these lives lost for what Im not sure. Why arent we fighting in Pakistan where Osama is?

THE DEMS CONTROL MUCH ANTI AMERICAN ACTIVITY, THEY VALUE A VOTE MORE THAN YOUR SAFETY AND THEY BELIEVE THAT YOU ALL ARE LACKING THE INTELLIGENCE TO PERCIEVE THE REALITY OF THEIR PERCEPTION OF YOU ALL!!!! 

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Subject: this website
No one pays attention to this website. America is more obsessed with TMZ than anything important. Not to say this website is important. It's meaningless. It doesn't matter whether you are on the 'net or not. No one pays you any mind. It's like an old TV test pattern. Fox News ratings speak for themselves. You're probabaly some geeky guy watching porn on a monitor in a dirty tee-shirt in a smelly basement apt. somewhere in suburban America. And you call yourself a newshound. Ha. In reality you're a nothing.

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Subject: yo
damn man, does g. soros pay the payrole at this place or what? open your eyes man, liberialism is a mental disease

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Subject:: I love Fox News
Just a small word - please don't feel like its necessary for you to watch Fox News.  I like watching it for myself.  Your website is pathetic!
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Subject: what are newshounds?
Newshounds are loosers! Ha ha ha. In more ways than one.

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Subject: (no subject)
Your title should read '"We bash Fox so you don't have to."  Or how about "We bash'? I WOULD rather watch FOX and get an honest and unbiased report than read you.  Your hatred is too strong.