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Mailbox Unfunnies - A Very "Special" Edition

Reported by Nancy - October 15, 2007 -

This time around, I've got a special treat for those of you who enjoy wading through this cesspool with us. This entire post consists of a series of pretty nasty emails from a single individual who simply lost it. Went completely overboard. Bananas. Around the corner & out of sight. But enough about Darth Cheney. The messages below appear here exactly as they did in our inbox. Name & other possibly identifying info has been deleted. Enjoy!

WARNING: All of these involve extremely vile language, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread. And please don't use this moron's lack of vocabulary to indulge in the same garbage in your comments. Thanks!

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It started off with a typically idiotic, racist & hate-filled incoming email:

Subject: YOU GUYS ARE CUNTS!!!!!!!
DO U SUCK GOOD-LOOKIN WHITE GUYS COCKS AS GOOD AS U DO YOUR BLACK FRIENDS? I'M AVAIABLE IN ***.

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At this point, one of my colleagues made the mistake of writing back to this jerk & telling him we'd report him to his ISP if he sent us any more emails this vile. This, of course, only prompted more of the same:

Subject:
AND WHAT! LOOK AT U-TUBE STUPID. WORSE THAN ME. I THOUGHT U LIBERALS HAD A SPINE!!!
GUESS NOT. LAY OFF OREILLY W/YOUR BULLSHIT AND U WON'T HEAR FROM ME AGAIN MEL.

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Which quickly degenerated into:

Subject: CRYBABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I stopped reading at this point. Wouldn't you? But our "correspondent" didn't stop. Oh, no, this "writer" kept on sending, & sending, & sending ... like the Energizer Bunny of hate mail. Over the next few minutes, he (yes, it was a male's name being used, & I think some of the subject lines below confirm that it was most likely a male perp) inundated us with a whole series. Anyone with a functional brain can get the general drift simply by reading the subject lines, so those & the times sent are all I'm including here:

YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES 8:19 pm
YOU GUYS ARE PUSSIES 8:19 pm
SUCK MY DICK 8:20 pm
FUCK OFF LIBERAL COMMIES 8:20 pm
FUCK OFF LIBERAL ASSHOLES 8:21 pm
MOVE TO IRAN FAGGOTS 8:22 pm
PUSSIES 8:22 pm
FUCK HEADS 8:23 pm
EAT ME CUNTS 8:23 pm
FUCK YOU 8:23 pm
SUCK MY WHITE 10 INCH COCK CUNT 8:24 pm
I FUCKED THAT DOG IN THE ASS AND LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:25 pm
FUCK ME DOGGIE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:26 pm
THAT DOG JUST SUCKED MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:26 pm
LICK MY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:27 pm
FUCK U WOMEN THAT WORK THERE 8:27 pm
FUCK U GUYS 8:27 pm
LICK MY ASSHOLE BILLARY, U CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:28 pm
LAY OFF OREILLY YOU COMMIES!!!!!! 8:29 pm
EAT ME BILLARY 8:29 pm
LIBERAL FUCKS 8:29 pm
CUNT 8:29 pm
FAGGOTS 8:30 pm
PRICKS 8:30 pm
CUNTS 8:30 pm
LICK MY COCK 8:31 pm
I HOPE U LEFTIES DIE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:31 pm
LICK MY ASSHOLE. PLEASE???????? 8:32 pm
FUCK U 8:32 pm

For no apparent reason, he stopped at this point. I figure that either he had worn himself out, or his mommy told him to get off the computer because it was past his bedtime.

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Comment: Gee, do ya think this guy's got a problem? And ain't it interesting that he's a Bill-O fan?