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Fox Drops the Chyron (Think Boobs) on Sexy Singer Put Forth as an Expert on Hugo Chavez

Reported by Melanie - July 23, 2007 -

Producer on Fox's "business news" program, Your World w/Neil Cavuto, thinking to herself: We've gotta do a segment (July 23, 2007) trashing that dictator Hugo Chavez's decision to expel foreign critics. But we've gotta keep that sex thing goin' too. Our viewers expect it. Hey, I know, I'll call singer/songwriter Maria Conchita Alonso, the former Miss Teenager of the World and Miss Venezuela! She was voted one of the 50 most beautiful people by People en Espanol magazine.

The guys'll love her. They don't really care about Chavez anyway. They want their jerk-off material, and we're gonna give it to them!

I'll tell Maria that we're gonna have her on as an authority on Chavez. She knows we won't talk about her agenda. We'll just introduce her as an "actress." I want her to wear a low-cut dress because Neil's audience likes to see boobs. Droppin' the chyron has been a big hit. Guys will stare at her chest, hopin' she moves just right or somehow shows them somethin' they wanna see. Her chest will be as big, or bigger, a "topic" than Chavez! Murdoch will love me if I raise Neil's ratings. When Alonso comes on, we'll drop the chyron so the audience has a good shot of her chest while she talks about Hugo. Perfect!

I've got all my bases covered. The people who watch Cavuto for the sex segments will be happy and the people who watch so they'll know who to hate and blame will be happy too.

Comment: Here's the video,

P.S. Chavez was democratically elected. He has a 71% approval rating (scroll down to July 15) compared to Bush's 25%.