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FOX News Alert: The Second Liberation of Paris Has Occurred!!

Reported by Marie Therese - June 26, 2007 -

Get out the barf bags and batten down the hatches, folks. We're in for it! Paris Hilton, the diva jailbird, has just been released from captivity and FOX News is about to have an orgasm. Here's just a little sample of what Jonathan Hunt had to say: "She's free to party with her friends. ... She free to make more badly lit porn videos. ... She's free to do all that. ... Will she continue to go to church? Is she a changed woman? ... This is a very different liberation of Paris than we celebrated in 1944. ... She's got roses. She's got cupcakes. ... She's going home to party."

Comment: Arrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!