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Reported by Ellen - December 14, 2006 -

It’s been a while since we posted some of the “gems” from our mail box but I thought it was time to resurrect this feature. We’re still hearing from “patriotic” Americans who can’t seem to tolerate dissent. Also, it’s still surprising how many people mistake us for FOX News. And then there are those we can't figure out whom they're trying to reach. Enjoy!

FUCK YOU FOX NEWS IS THE ONLY REALS FAIR BALANCE NEWS CHANNEL ON TV!!
YOU LIBERALS CAN KILL AMERICAN ASS!!!

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Who can forget that glorious day, when the little liberal traitors were running out of the polling places and telling anyone who would lisen they voted for lurch kerry, its gonna be a landslide. The little usless idiots even had that drunk, teddy kennedy on TV, all smiles, last time he was this happy he was on a hookers leash, wearing panties, being spanked at his annual good Friday celebration., on maybe it was Rose his mom who had the leash, whatever. Point is democrats always seem to be leading races, gonna win races, ahead in races, they just cant win the damn elections. Why, because normal americans dont like scum, and democrats are scum, the party of death, led by and infested with traitors, felons, perverts and misfits, the exact people the Islamic fanatics want to kill and do away with, Islam may be right. The party of death embraces the religion of peace, whose followers want to kill the pope, and if you dont think its a religion of peace, they will riot, burn down your city, cut off your head and shove it up your ass, kind of like the democrat convention in Chicago. Yes the american people dont like phony war heros, whose only success in life is marrying rich ugly broads, or pompous assholes married to insane women, albore. Democrats are a joke, to be laughed at, but never elected to office. No, come November the american people will not vote in democrats. The democrat motto is, VOTE DEMOCRAT, WE HAVE NO STANDARDS, MORALS, OR PATRIOTISM, lucky for america the american people do. Bring it on. God bless Pres Bush, screw democrats and the french, same thing actually

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I WISHED YOU WOULD READ YOUR FUCKING E MAIL.
Would we have terrorism & high gas prices today if Bill Clinton did it right when he was in office?
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SEND THIS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY THE WAGES GOES UP AND EVERYTHING ELSE DOES. ALSO WHY THE PEOPLE WHO MAKES MILLIONS WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM TO PAY THEM LIKE THE PRO ATHLETES & PEOPLE LIKE MY FATHER IN LAW WHO GETS $434.00 A MONTH FROM SOCIAL SECURITY GETS FUCKED. ALSO EVERYDAY PEOPLE ALSO TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING GET FUCKED. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT THIS.
I am upset with both parties right now because one believes in abortion, both believe in putting up stadiums. I wished both parties could work together to help overhaul the health care system & welfare system so people can use the welfare system without selling assets, and other domestic issues that need to be addressed. Please share your ideas.
Please address these issues.
Overhaul the healthcare system.
Overhaul the welfare system so people don’t have to sell assets to qualify.
Lower the speed limits.
Eliminate cell phone use on highways.
Balance the federal budget.
Overhaul the tax system.
Have a wage increase for every American.
Lower the price of goods that people buy.
Save land from eminate domain by making stricter legislation.
Abolish daylight saving time.
Abolish NASA space program.
Abolish having holding ponds.
Find out where lottery proceeds go & how we can get a rebate check from the proceeds.
Please send me a million dollars for every democratic fuck up.
Eliminate the International bankers & give the money back to the Congress.
Please let me know how we can tell congress to get every American the same health care coverage that prisoners get because they have better coverage than the rest of America.
Thank You

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All I know is Fox must be doing a great job for you Liberal whineys to get sooooooo upset. that's (Right), I am a RIGHT WINGER, and I just love Fox News! Been a fan now for 10 Years! I found your site by accident while searching for a blog to (Right) my opinion on the Poisonous lethal Danny dumbshit Glover oh,excuse me,I meant (traitor).I think you all just otta get and go to Venezuela ,and take the United Nations with you. I don't know what they are doing in my country in the first place. And, yes,Hugo Chavez is a thug, and a clown, and a puke! I have read a few articles on your site and it never ceases to amaze me just how stupid Liberals really are.But I guess if anyone needs to know they can just come to newshounds heh??? Go get your pacifiers now.

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Your site is a pile of mendacious crap and left-wing lunacy that qualifies for inclusion in a list of the propaganda wonders of the world. Drop dead you lying creeps.

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blame america first garbage, thank god for fox middle finger toyou and your kind have a nice day in my bush country

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To Whom It May Concern:
This case before the SC is on weather the ‘Nativity Scene’ is a symbol, right?
Shouldn’t the cross be the symbol of Christianity? The Nativity is part of the teaching of
Christians. When you speak of Christians, a cross comes to mind not the Nativity.
Can you explain what the case really entails?

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I think E.D. Hill has been on FoxNews for sometime (Fox&Friends?? - too early for me). Guess you decided to have her continue to the end of the 9am hour. I just don't like her HIGH-ENERGY way of delivering the news. The gal you had before her was wonderful (sorry I can't remember her name) she was gracious and a good reporter (what I have come to appreciate at FoxNews. So, I vote "out w/E.D". I find I am not turning the TV on when I get up now and wait for "Rush" to end and then go for Shep (he's good!!!!!!!).
Thanks for all you do (not too good that you had to pay the terrorists 2 Million to get Steve C. back) he was worth it but I pray that this will not start a trend for the terrorists to pluck-reporters-for-profit).

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say mr hume can you tell me where can fine a good place for
politcal cartoons ? please e mail me. i
enjoy listening to you. warmest regards. John

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Is Eric Burns and his guests gay or lesbians. They bad mouth Tucker Carlson for the way her perfomred on Dancing With the Stars, yet the group is about as homely as they get. The femal guest is with a doubt a lesbian and all over the age of 60. How about getting some young blood on the show who are heterosexual?