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Ogling Women's Breasts Can Make You Live Longer - Only On Studio B

Reported by Donna - June 1, 2006

Today on Studio B with Shepard Smith I was feeling some frustration because it was a blase news day, reporting on the first day of hurricane season, the kidnapping case, not really much about politics to report on.

However, right at the end of the program he was doing a segment with frequent guest, Dr. Stephen Garner, on how if you cut your calories you can significantly lengthen your life. Towards the end of the sement Dr. Garner brought a little tidbit of his own to the show today. Who knew this was the day that Fox was going to mention News Hounds?

Dr. Stephen Garner waived a piece of paper and said that the New England Journal of Medicine had come out with a study that said if you ogle woman's breasts for 10 minutes a day you'll live 4 to 5 years longer.

Even Shepard Smith wasn't ready for this tidbit. He said, "The News Hounds are going to destroy us on that one" and told Dr. Garner they'd have to leave it at that and they were all going to hell.

Comments: Hey, Shepard, even News Hounds have a sense of humor! You didn't see this one coming and neither did we. Thanks for the story and, thanks for the mention!

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