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Who's the Biggest Butt Head on Fox News?

Reported by Judy - April 13, 2006

That’s a headline that has been begging for a story to go with it. Fox News’ “Fox and Friends” finally provided one on Thursday (April 13, 2006). And we've got the video to go with it.

Brian Kilmeade proved he deserves the title "biggest butt head on Fox News" while discussing a formula for determining the most appealing (apparently female, but it was never specified) rear-ends, along with co-hosts Steve Doocy and E.D. Hill. The formula, reported in another Rupert Murdoch-entity, the New York Post, involved shape, curveyness, bounciness, firmness, texture, and something that starts with the letter “V” but which none of the three professional journalists on the show could remember.

The conversation was inane enough already, but all of a sudden Kilmeade took it upon himself to quibble with the appropriateness of including texture in the formula. Kilmeade argued that texture is “correctible” by a number of products “that could put your butt over the top.”

Not surprisingly, given the caliber of Fox News’ viewing audience, viewers voted in favor of the butt story as the one Fox and Friends should concentrate on in the next hour, rather than the story of another U.S. general dissing Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

And I swear I did not make that last bit up.

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