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Mailbox Unfunnies - "Delusional" Edition

Reported by Janie - March 15, 2006

It's been quite some time since our last "Unfunnies" edition, but the hate mails have certainly not ceased! Of course, neither have the inane rants, the delusions, or the lack of spell check!

So without any further ado....

WARNING: Most of these are pretty mild, but there is some vile language in a few, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread.

Subject: Scumbags
Everyone who agrees with your simplistic view of the world lives in a vacuum and should not be allowed to vote; only pay taxes.

You still don't get it. Do you really think TJ [Thomas Jefferson] intended for people like you to be heard? Express your opinion but keep it to yourself. Your viewpoint of "should be" American progress is converse to what the founding fathers intended the country to be. I can assure you of that.

Subject: Opinion
You suck. Thanks for listening.

Subject: You watch Fox News so I don't have too!!!
Face the facts the people you represent have IQ's in the low double digits and the attention span of a field mouse. These are the same people that get their world view from MTV. You clowns on the left make me laugh.
I've make my own way in this world and I will NEVER need someone to think for ME! Remember those that can think for themselves and do for themselves will never need people like you.
Sincerely, A Common Sense American

Subject: Glad
GLAD I STUMBLED ONTO YOU AND YOUR ULTRA LEFT B.S. SITE!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT BILL'S TALKING ABOUT!

Subject: Fox News
This is the first time that I have read your News Hounds and although I have no love for Fox, I was amazed at your slant on their reporting. Do they really threaten you that much? Are you are so afraid of them that you dash off things which have no other purpose than to smear them?
You're scary.

Subject: (no subject)
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, CNN AND MSNBC AND ALL YOUR LIBERAL NEWS WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE RATINGS CAVUTO AND FOX NEWS HAS, SO YOU JUST GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT AND JUST WHINE LIKE THE REST OF YOU LIBERALS , WE LOVE FOX NEWS AND HATE HATE HATE CNN AND MSNBC WHO NEVER TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!! ALWAYS ONE SIDED, YOU JUST HATE IT THAT FOX ROCKS AND BEATS ALL THE OTHER SHOWS. GET A LIFE
OH PLEASE , HENRY WAXMAN, WHAT A JOKE, PIGMAN!!!!, HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT IN SO MANY LIES OR TOTALLY UNTRUTHS, AND MOLLY IVANS HERE IN TEXAS IS A JOKE, NO ONE TAKES HER SERIOUSLY, AND YOU CAN RANT ON AND ON BECAUSE YOU ARE A TOTAL LEFTIST KOOK, YADDA YADDA YADDA, AND AS FAR AS KATRINA, MY GOD, ARE THESE PEOPLE GOING TO GO BACK TO THEIR HOMES, HECK NO , THEY HAVE IT SO GOOD NOW , ASK ANY OF THEM HERE IN TEXAS NOW, I HAD TWO FAMILIES LIVE WITH ME FOR TWO MONTHS, WHICH WE HERE IN TEXAS HELP ALL THE PEOPLE WE COULD , ME INCLUDED, AND I AM A CONSERVATIVE, SO STOMACH THAT, DID ANY OF YOUR KOOK LIBERAL FRIENDS OFFER TO TAKE SOME IN, AND HOW MANY OF THE LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD SET OFFERED THEIR HOMES TO THEM, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAID LIVING WITH ME, THEY WOULD NEVER GO BACK THERE , THEIR MAYOR AND GOV. DID NOTHING TO HELP THEM. WHAT DID THE STATE DO, THOUSANDS OF BUSES UNDERWATER, THEY WERE PLAIN STUPID , SEN. LANDRAU, AND THE REST OF THEM, SO DON’T JUST BLAME BUSH FOR THIS, AND ANSWER THIS, HOW MANY ATTACKS HAVE WE HAD SINCE 9/11???????????? HUH???????I DON’T HEAR YOU.............. YOU JUST CANT STAND IT, YOUR HATRED OF BUSH IS SO SAD, YOU ARE JUST SICK WITH THIS HATRED, AND PLEASE HALLIBURTON IS OLD, YOU ALL JUST KEEP ON HARPING ON ANYTHING YOU CAN, OF COURSE NO ONE KNEW WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE WHEN THEY WENT INTO IRAQ, CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE DURING WW11, WITH YOU LIBERALS AND THIS PRESS AND MEDIA, WITH THOUSANDS DYING EACH AND EVERY DAY, SO PLEASE GET OFF THAT, MY SON IS FIGHTING OVER THERE NOW AND WHEN I HEAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU , IT JUST DISGUST ME, AND WE DO WORRY WHEN PEOPLE LIKE SHEEHAN GO TO COUNTRIES LIKE VENEZUELA AND ACT TREASONIST, MY SON SAYS IF ONLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ALL THE PRESS COULD GO AND SEE WHAT THEY SEE EVERY DAY, IT WOULD BE A TOTAL DIFFERENT STORY, YOU KNOW DARN WELL THIS PRESS AND MEDIA LIKE YOU HATE BUSH, BUT THANK GOD , HE DOESN’T PUT HIS FINGER TO THE WIND TO CHECK WHAT THE POLL IS FOR THAT DAY TO GOVERN LIKE CLINTON DID, OH WELL, LIKE I SAY WE CAN AGREE TO DISAGREE, YOU HAVE YOUR FEELINGS AND I HAVE MINE, I CANT GET TO UPSET ABOUT THIS I HAVE OTHER THINGS THAT ARE MORE WORRISOME, I JUST LOST MY HUSBAND TO PROSTATE CANCER AT 56 YEARS OLD, AND MY BIGGEST CRUSADE IS THAT ALL MEN GET TESTED FOR PROSTATE CANCER AND DO NOT WAIT TILL 50 TO DO IT, SO IF YOU ARE A MAN, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT, OR TELL YOUR FATHER, IF I HELP SAVE ONE PERSON TELLING YOU THIS, IT WILL BE ALL WORTH IT THAT WE ARGUED, HAVE A BLESSED DAY. AND MAYBE THINK OF WHAT I SAID,

Subject: same ole same ole...
How come Liberals like to attack a person and call them names ? Is that there intelligent level ?..Think of one for me.. by writing this lol

Subject: WE STARTED THE IRAQ WAR
INTERSTING ..SINCE SADAAM STARTED KUAIIT WAR ; WAS DEFEATED AND GIVEN RESOUTIONS BY UN WHICH HE BROKE ; ONE WAS THE CEASE FIRE ;WHERE HE FIRED AT OUR PLANES ,AND HE DID KICK INSPECTORS OUT FOR AWHILE ;ANOTHER VIOLATION, ; AND THERES PROOF WPD ARE IN SYRIA FROM WORDS FROM HIS SECOND HAND GENERAL;;;;; BUT WE STARTED THE WAR ; INTERSTING

Subject: Job
Hey I stumbled onto your website by mistake and I wanted to say one thing.
You guys really need to get a job.
Thanks for all of the Humor and fiction
A Right Wing extremist

Subject: Your Website is a Joke
I came across your site and had to laugh. You are trying to somehow make a case that Fox News has to be monitored even with all of the completely biased left wing news in our country? Are you kidding me?

You call what O'reilly did to Gore recently "smear"??? What a joke. Gore chose to smear his own country and add fuel to the hatred of the west in a region where most would have him killed for his left-wing views. This is a region where people are dying in protests over a cartoon. The Gore comments are definitely a big story and one that should have been widely covered.

You people need some serious adjustment. There is no moderation whatsoever on your site, nothing in the middle (where most Americans are by the way). However, I am sure you will continue to be lemmings of the left....Socialists really. Good luck with the Socialist agenda in this country.

Subject: pathetic
you guys are full of hate and you think man is the end all of end all... God is coming and you will beg for a rock to cover you. these are not hate words...they are in the book of revelation.....please ask Jesus into you hard heart and seek to answer to him

Subject: purely accidental
I was looking for an address and your ignorant e-mail site came up. I feel you are irresponsible , probably left-wing Democrats, and still can’t accept that you lost the election, not once, but twice – all legitimate. Time to grow up and acknowledge a great President, George W. Bush and a great news station, Fox. My friends and I watch it all the time. Fair and balanced.

Subject: Financing
Who pays for Newshounds? You do nothing positive. Never a solution, just distortion. No one believes anything you put out but Moonbats. Delusional.

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