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Mailbox Unfunnies - "Sionara" Edition

Reported by Nancy - January 30, 2006 -

The last time I posted a collection of these we were in the midst of the ... er, holiday season. That lull seems to have given the haters new enthusiasm for wasting their time & ours. Maybe they're just doing pre-emptive reaction to the inevitable guffaws & derision that will greet Bush's upcoming State of the Union "speech" (I use the term loosely). As always, identifying info has been deleted to protect the ignorant. Enjoy!

WARNING: Most of these are pretty mild, but there is some vile language in a few, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread.

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Subject: Alito
Yes. You on the left, I am Catholic and we are out to take you by the _alls and castrate you and send you to the Hell that we know awaits you. Homosexuals do not reproduce. Abortionists don't even last one generation. Sionara mo'foes. You are lost to the real world and your dreams of the Pearly Gates are a dilusion. I hate to be harsh, but go to hell.

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Subject: (no subject)
I'm sure the liberal morons and smear sites like this already send e-mails to FOX and anyone else who doesn't fit in with their orwellian world view. Stick to garbage like MSNBC and CNN. The liberal sites like this do make for fun reading though especially as they are so heavily biased and poorly written. FOX news rightly sits at the top of the ratings. www.moveon.org - A great site for morons.

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Subject: Liberal Losers
I find it amazing that a bunch of leftist loonies have to dedicate a website to supposedly "debunk" FOX News. You idiots just can't seem to handle the truth and will shamelessly try anything to suppress any views that are opposite your own. The nature of the products you advertise for everything anti-President Bush, anti-Conservative and anti-Republican reflect your lack of class and respect. I guarantee you liberal losers will one day realize that this country will never succumb to your leftist agenda. I dare you to come and take my guns or confiscate the wealth I worked hard to accumulate. I DARE YOU!!! God, guns and rock & roll brother.......
*** *** III, *** PA

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Subject: (no subject)
You want to watch fox so we don't have too.  That way you can "spin" all the details for people who are to "stupid" too think for themselves.  Right!
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Subject: Nagin
Mayor Ray Nagin's comments that New Orleans should be rebuilt as a "chocolate" city is a racist comment and he should not be a mayor of any American city.  Imagine if it were a caucasian who made that type of statement, he would be fired and there would be riots in the streets--where is the outrage and the protesters against Nagin? What, not fashionable to protest and fire a black,racist bigot? Shame on America! Since you have not spoke out against his racist remark I shall assume that you are nothing more than mindless,wimpy,low brow liberals who are, in the grand scheme of things,nothing more than piss ants--you and the people like you, who fail to see the WHOLE PICTURE- are in essence,what is wrong with this country. There is a real possibility that in our future due to outside influences, we will not have the freedoms that we enjoy now due to dim wits like you who refuse to see that sacrifices now, will preserve the integrity of this country in the future---open your lazy mind and shut your over worked mouth--see what you dare not look at.
GOD BLESS GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A GREAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *** ***, Sarasota, FL

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Subject: Trash
You have a way with words, lies and trash but words????

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Subject: Ellen
Your dislike of the conservative agenda has prejudiced your view concerning Lack of Judgment Cashman. Hope your kids are safe...every pedophile in America will be headed to Vermont.

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Subject: Have a good day
Golly,you guys are so blinded by hate,you couldn't see the truth if it fell on you like a ton of bricks. you kind of remind me of these Islamic terrorist who believe so much in their religion of hatred,that they gleefully blow-up themselves and anyone else they can in the name of Allah. The only difference is you guys do it in the name of  dnc. Man you should lighten up a little it isn't that bad
 
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Subject: Vermont
I think it’s beyond outrageous that a talk show host would even think about dictating to a legislature or that a “real journalism” network would let him do it.
What is outrageous is this judge sentenced this guy to 60 days not matter how you want to spin the sentencing. Your commentary is humourous and shows why liberals lose elections.

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Subject: agenda
Its plain to see your agenda. You don't seek the truth, you seek to ruin people that don't believe what you believe. You claim you are newshounds. Your news is truly slanted, you can't deny that!.
 
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Subject: (no subject)
you people are poison!

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Subject: (no subject)
Hey Oh Fathead,
Have you ever read the poem, 
    Men, who write on shit house walls
    Should roll their shit in little balls
    Men, who read these lines of wit
    Should read these little balls of shit
That is your audience

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Subject: support?
CNN, MessNBC, Air AL Jezeera America, NBC, CBS, ABC, NY Times, Boston Globe, LA, Wash, Times, San Fran Chron, BBC, Al Jezeera, AP, Reuters, Pravda! Why would you need support? You just need to ask any of these Islamic supporting Leftists or Clooney or barbara or the Dems Im sure they would love to contribute to your 5th column org. I guess you feel that Fox out rates all of these entities because us unwashed neo-con (jewish) / Christian masses are just too stupid to make a sensible choice. Well the jews out here learned who their real friends are about 60 years ago. It wasnt the Socialists Nazis or Communists or the Arab Islamic Nazis!! It was us ProDemocracy types from the US Australia England and all other parts of the free world. By the way Id rather watch Fox and make up my own mind. So dont do me any favors Thank God for the Republicans, Bush and all RIGHT thinking people. You idiots have been on the wrong side of history since Lincoln! Why dont you set up shop in Russia they are annoyed with Fox too. Oh yeah the "Free speech thing" I forgot. Bye Losers

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Subject: Daschle
Why don't you a holes start a new state. Find a mud patch somewhere and make it the 51st state. The state of "News Hound". How does that sound? You all could elect Tom Daschle to be your senator. He can't make it in South Dakota he would fit right in in the great state of News Hound I think. The state of News Hound would be a wonderful state where everything goes except for Bush. The only crime that would merit the death penalty would be for crimes of Bushism. And being Bush-like would get you at least a 25 year sentance. Gosh a real paradise don't you think liberals? I am working on a state flag for the great state of News Hound. Someone start working on a state anthem or is that too Bush-like? If it is I apoligize.

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