Sean Hannity Sentenced To Life Without Parole In The Doghouse
Reported by Ellen - December 8, 2005
There are so many reasons to send Sean Hannity to the doghouse, it's a real doggie dilemma trying to articulate in a pithy way (without bloviating, of course) the nature of his crimes against society. So I'll name just a few.
No longer content with ruining Christmas by attacking anyone who says "Happy Holidays," he's now attacking Kwanzaa.
Despite the fact that General Tommy Franks, former Commander of CENTCOM, and other guests in a position to know have told Hannity that criticising Bush has no deleterious effect on troop morale, Hannity keeps insisting that it does.
Hannity has attacked Howard Dean relentlessly, even when the discussion is supposed to be about something else, for having made the comment that we will not win the Iraq war but ignores the fact that Republican Senator Chuck Hagel has said almost the same thing.
He likes to pretend he's a Red State kind of an Everyguy - the kind that goes horseback riding in designer tees and flies around in private jets.
And that's just some of the reasons he'll likely spend the rest of his life inside those walls.
