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Mailbox Unfunnies - "Instant Payback" Edition

Reported by Nancy - November 30, 2005 -

Well, that will teach me! The last time I posted a collection of these hate mails -- only 8 days ago -- I observed that we were receiving fewer of them. Sure enough, the volume of incoming promptly increased. The whining & the level of ignorance remain about the same. As usual, identifying info has been deleted. Enjoy!

WARNING: Most of these are pretty mild, but there is some vile language in a few, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread.

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Subject: (no subject)
Thank God for Fox News. It is far more balanced than anything you ever put out to the public. Liberals talk a great game about fairness, but it's really the last thing they want.

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Subject: haters
what happened to tolerance and diversity? your website is full of hate and rage. merry christmas and happy new year i wont be back

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Subject: Keep up the good work
I love you guys. Keep up the good work. I use to read the comics for a good laugh, but now I just click over to your website and I know that I will get a good laugh or two. I mean come on people, Fox new is bias? Well I guess when compared to CNN “aka the Clinton news network” and the print media, Fox news might seem a little bias. Maybe it’s the fact that Fox news is kicking CNN and MSNBC’s ass in the ratings game. If I want to watch a drab, boring new channel, I’ve got CNN, but if I want to watch good news from good reporters w/o a liberal slant, I’ll turn to Fox! Keep up the good work guys. Maybe one day you will see the bigger picture.

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Subject: your all screwed up
Dear,
   Please get a life!

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Subject: (no subject)
I THINK YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS. YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT FOX IS SLANTED SO FAR TO THE LEFT,I'M SURPRISED YOU DON’T SLIDE OFF THE PLANET!IT'S OBVIOUS YOUR NOT SEEKING THE TRUTH,JUST WHAT YOU WANT TO PRINT.

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Subject:: IRAQ and the DEATH of AMERICA
I am seventy two years of age and after watching the Fox News day after day I truly believe that the American Media has a lot to do with the continuing war in Iraq. Some times it even sound like aiding and abetting the enemy. Just like Syira and Iran are doing and we let it be done.
The only way for total peace in the world is to bring and end to any government that allows terrorest to exsist in their country. then turn it over to a free election of the people and buy the people.
Let me answer a long time question that I have been asking in every discussion that has come up about "THE WAR IN IRAQ." When are we going to stop letting a second hand nation kill Americans by Terrorism? The answer. NEVER. Says Who? The news media, the yellow belly American Anti War Criminals against America. And the hard core communist allowed to live here.
We should go in Iraq full strenght and fight with both hands not the way the media wants it.
One hand tied behind our back
I think the American News Media should be abolished and a real American Media Elected to tell the news like it is, and starting with the events that happen daily. Then tell the news asked to be talked by the American General Public.
Our media should have total freedom of the press and not one ounce of POWER OF THE PRESS, to talk about only what they want to talk about.
You truly STINK.
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Subject: (no subject)
LOL You people are as patheetic as Air America. Fox News is #1 and it is commercially successful because more people watch it and the advertisers follow the ratings. All of the liberal crap like NPR can't exist without extorting money from the taxpayers to support a bunch of whiners and hand-wringers that most people don't want to bother watching or listening to.
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Subject: (no subject)
You folks keep up the 'good' work with the lies, distortions, manipulations and otherwise empty partisan rhetoric about Fox. It's doing wonders on the voting public.... You've been out of the White House for how long? You've been the minority party for how long?
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Subject: (no subject)
I am so glad their is another lapdog for the Democratic Party keep up the good work. *** ***

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Subject: Fox is the best
Gentlemen (and Ladies),
Why do you spend all of your time attacking the only news station that tells us the truth.  You attack them all the time but never mention the acts of treason that are committed by ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN (the Communist News Network).  I listen to CNN and Fox only and of the two Fox is the only one that is truly fair and balanced.  They have reshaped the country.  The radical left is finished.  Amercan’s can now get the truth.  Alito will be confirmed and Republicans will continue to increase their seats in the Senate and in the House.  For the past year the Democrats have done more to hurt this country than any group in history.  They lie continuously and they cannot get away with it because FOX IS THERE!!!!!!!
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Subject: (no subject)
Just found your website by accident.  Highly entertaining.  Makes me love Fox New even more.
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Subject: What a bunch of losers!
What a bunch of losers!!!!!!stumbled on your site by mistake, took me two hours to clean the puke from my keyboard.  Keep up the bad work.  Go GEORGE W BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Subject: (no subject)
this news site is a waste of money
 
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Subject: eat worms
what is all your wining about? are you interested in only your liberal agenda ? what a bunch of hypocrites.  do the right thing for once and be fair, that's all anyone wants.
sincerely, ***

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Subject: Ha Ha Ha
I can't figure out what I like more.  The fact that Fox News is fair and balance (and their popularity is going through the roof) or the fact that it pisses you liberals off that another side of news is now being presented to the American people. GO FOX NEWS!!!!! BTW, the last thing we need is another pack of idiot liberals telling us that we don't need to watch Fox News because morons like you are doing it for us. Keep up the pathetic work....it's good for a laugh.