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Mailbox Unfunnies - "Too Lame to Have a Special Title" Edition

Reported by Nancy - October 23, 2005 -

Back by popular demand, here is the latest batch of our hate mail. Since the last time I posted a collection of these, the venom has decreased a little, but the ignorance, cognitive dissonance & lack of originality haven't changed at all. As usual, the identifying info has been deleted. Enjoy!

WARNING: Most of these are pretty mild, but there is some vile language in a few, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread.

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Subject: (no subject)
How ridiculous that you don’t think we’re adult enough to decipher what is truth for ourselves!  Just because you don’t agree with a commentator doesn’t mean you can’t recognize some truth in what is said.  I mean, the entire world has listened to Dan Rather for quite a while now. What nonsense in your column! Thanks,

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Subject: You stinking liars
You are nothing more than a gang of hatrful liars.If you are so right and Foxnews is so wrong, then why would you stupefyingly have a title saying "We watch Foxnews so that you don"t. This should tell everyone who has the mental capacity to read your stupidity that you resent anything or anyone that allows someone to think for themselves! You are an example of the failure of this society to teach their children the true. How Sad! How very sad!

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Subject: (no subject)
this news site is a waste of money

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Subject: What a bunch of losers!
What a bunch of losers!!!!!!stumbled on your site by mistake, took me two hours to clean the puke from my keyboard.  Keep up the bad work.  Go GEORGE W BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Subject: (no subject)
Just found your website by accident.  Highly entertaining.  Makes me love Fox New even more. * ***

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Subject: masquerading as a news site?
Could you please explain to me why it is that your web page shows up in the news services icon on my google search engine? You guys are spewing something on that page, but it is definitely not the NEWS.

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Subject: Just saw your site
I just ran across your site on a link from google, did a little looking around. Sad.

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Subject: Get A Clue
You losers should get alife.  boo hoo boo hoo
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Subject: You guys
Hi
I think you guys should seriously consider getting girlfriends or something. Any one that sits around watching a TV station all day needs big-time HELP.
Have fun doing your thing but I'm going to bed. Tomorrow I will give FOX a try to see what You all think is so fascinating.
You guys made my day!
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Subject: Manifesto
I think "Manifesto" is an appropriate term to use for your ideals.  It rings familiar.  Perhaps you belong in Cuba or China.  Fox is FAIR AND BALANCED.  The rest of the media simply espouse your distorted perception of reality and try to manipulate the minds of the ignorant. *** ***

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Subject: I respect your rights but you guys really are idiots

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Subject: Ha Ha Ha
I can't figure out what I like more.  The fact that Fox News is fair and balance (and their popularity is going through the roof) or the fact that it pisses you liberals off that another side of news is now being presented to the American people.
 GO FOX NEWS!!!!!
 BTW, the last thing we need is another pack of idiot liberals telling us that we don't need to watch Fox News because morons like you are doing it for us.
 Keep up the pathetic work....it's good for a laugh.

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Subject: Just curious
Who is watching the really bad news outlets like NY Times, CBS, LA Times, CNN , NBC, and ABC. You know it's funny for 10 years people with a conservative political view have said that the mainstream media was very liberal. People like you said we were crazy. Now that Fox comes in with  balanced coverage of the news and IT HAS THE RATINGS ALL THE OTHERS WISH THEY HAD!!!!!. The liberals are all crying about Fox News!!! Well idiots like yourself need to realize that well like in the election and Fox News, America has spoken so…………………………………..SHUT UP AND MOVE TO BEREKLY WITH YOUR ON KIND. Oh and 4 MORE YEARS 4 MORE YEARS 4 MORE YEARS 4 MORE YEARS. THAT JUST FEELS GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!