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Mailbox Un-Funnies -- Marginally More Literate Edition

Reported by Nancy - August 17, 2005 -

Nothing much has changed since I last posted a collection of our hate mail. The writers still can't spell or type properly (see below for evidence), read (it's quite obvious that most haven't read anything on our blog, or have completely misunderstood what they did read), or think for themselves (note the regurgitation of the same tired, over-used phrases straight from ditto-land). In other words, no wonder they're FoxFans.

WARNING: Most of these are pretty mild, but there is some vile language in a few, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread.

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Subject: (no subject)
viable democracy depends on viable media?
what exactly has the media done to establish, protect or promote democracy, at any point in our history?
and for that matter, is this the extent of your (all nine of you) contributions to promoting the continued viability of our democracy?
note: true democratic purveyor's naturally refrain from terms such as "manifesto."
Sincerely,
*** ***, ESQ.
***, P.A.
***. FL *****
Office: ***-***-****
Fax: ***-***-****
Cell: ***-***-****

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Subject: (no subject)
Thank God for Fox news,What purpose do you people serve???? Sorry about your computers the sooner they break the better for us all!! ***

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Subject: (no subject)
You need to do Americans a favor and move to China~

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Subject: (no subject)
Get a life you bunch of critical leftist. Lets analyze you!

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Subject: you incredible pussies
You fucking bitches can't take it when a smart conservative person comes on to your pitiful website and shreds your ridiculous socialist theories with fact. Get some balls. You can't honestly claim to always be right when you don't allow a dissenting view to be voiced! Go fuck yourselves!

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Subject: (no subject)
I do not care what any of you say FOX NEWS IS FAIR AND BALANCED

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Subject: 4 more years losers!!

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Subject: goofballs
HI,
You sound like 8 middle aged goof balls who are in the pockets of the liberal media.  I'm sure you must put down the New York Times to glimpse the Fox News Channel and understand just how wrong FNC is.   Hopefully, you will all come to your senses and realize that all humans slant in the direction they believe.  You just think FNC slants to the right because you are laying on your left sides.
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Subject: Appropriate description of your hobby
Your hours spent reading archaic communist pap shows in your reference to a "manifesto" - as well as your world view.  Most American adults have moved on past the 1970s - socialism doesn't work, hasn't worked.  Ask the Eastern Europeans, ask the Russians, ask the Cubans.  Western Europeans are suffering double digit unemployment and eventual social collapse, ala the USSR - they were no role model.  The traditional values of the great US are, and have been the way to success and wealth - contrary to 30 years of spin from the likes of you and your ilk.  Join the happy throngs who enjoy traditional USA values and forget your outdated, angry, naive viewpoint of the world !!  We'll make room for you if you'll give up your entitlement mentality and put some energy into working and creating productive ( that's to say non-governmental ) jobs for others.

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Subject: Advice
Hey, Newshounds:
You match the definition of persistent vegetative state, so when will you pull your own feeding tubes.
Thanks,

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Subject: (no subject)
You all are a bunch of whiny liberal losers. How can i trust your reports that fox news is biased, when you completely bash the bush administration. You are a liberal group that is jealous of Fox;s sucess. i guess your statement "we watch fox so you dont have to," is wrong, cause fox is crushing all other news stations in ratings. So you sore losers can go ahead and bash the winners. There are people when they are losing who either sit back, pretend it didnt happen, try to figure out the problem, then there are people like you all who just complain.
 Please write back if possible

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Subject: great
just found your website.  now i can observe left wing cynicism up close 24/7.  fun.

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Subject: propaganda
newshound=looney lefty propaganda
laughable dribble

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Subject: stick it
 Stick your loonie leftist crap bck up your ass. ***

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Subject: I would rather watch FOX
Funny how you people are all a group of athiest Democrats... Kill Terri and save the Sex offenders that prey on little children... Get free Tax Payers money for sitting on your behinds and collecting what ever you can.. Keep the people dumb and let them think Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll is their right and starving someone to death in the name of we don't want the government involved is also their right... I wonder what is next.. Sex in the Streets??? News Hounds need to do the real news for real people... not sell a bunch of druggies a lot of crap so you can stay rich and keep them dumb.... Print this will ya???? I think not.....

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Subject: (no subject)
To whom it may concern,
You people are so obviously fair and balanced (from a deranged , and very sick hyper liberal perspective).            
          From *** in  Oregon (unfortunately on the "Left" coast)
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Subject: I'll watch for myself
It seems as though you want to slant every bit of information to your diabolical leftist positions.  I'll watch Fox and draw or make my own conclusions.  I am looking forward to the day when these left-wing judges make it legal to eliminate all the undesirables.  When that day comes I'd like to be the first to deprive food and water to Alan Colmes.  He can let me know after a couple of weeks if it is painful or euphoric. 

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Subject: YOUR WEB SITE
AFTER READING A FEW OF YOUR RANTINGS I THINK YOU QUALIFY FOR STARVATION SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BRAIN DEAD.  *** ***